Lol I remember hearing this comedian, forgot who
"So you're gay?"
"Why'd you pick the easy way ?"
"Easy ? What are you talking about?"
"Yeah the easy way ... you already know what men like."
This is shockingly accurate, thinking about my first LTR of 2 years
no she uses illustrator to make posters and stuff, but still... 8 core proccesor with 16gb ram could easily last another 3 years even for the pickiest of designers
Fraud waste and abuse
My roomate works for the EPA of canada as a graphic designer. They were throwing away an 8-core 16gb RAM computer because "1 year old is too much" - literally to the recycling.
This is where tax payers money is going ...
At least shes honest, better than 80% of other girls who just straight up wouldnt tell you
That won't work because according to her story he's covering up for her, so she could just say "I can't because then he will tell them what I did"
But it's a good idea otherwsie