Then say whoops i missed and spit it into her mouth
In one of my old relationships we never once said "i love you", but we said "i hate you" instead, and we both knew what it meant. It was a really nice way to dodge the woo-woo-ness of the L word and stay funny and flirty at once.
Dont ever bring it up, how could that be a good thing? Girls already have a pussy they dont need another. Never ever complain or vent to a girl you want to keep having sex with.
Youve completely ignored the mental side of improvement. Get good at an artistic talent.
Ok then just replace the ad space with the words "You're worthless"
What about simply not puttung ads on quarantines subreddits? That seems so fucking easy.