Actually, there should be a guide for shit-testing girls.
All those mostly innocuous questions that she'll probably answer honestly, but which paint a potentially thoroughly unflattering picture of her without her noticing.
Even if she didn't, it simply means that she has sociopathic disregard for men, and as such is part of a greater problem.
you know that SMBC is satire, right?
This. They aren't necessarily looking for stuff they can insert themselves into, they're looking for the flimsiest excuse to claim victim points. Kinda like Lisa Simpson, for whom participating in football stopped being interesting once it turned out that there was no invisible wall stopping her from joining.
"rockets are phallic symbols!"
"what do you expect, should they launch into space in a hole?"