It's funny how every other attractive lad thinks he got in on some super fancy tinder success secrets just cause he doesn't use shitty jizz-stained mirror selfies.
No selfies. Look like you got shit to do besides jacking off and bragging about your three day nofap streak on reddit. Don't be ugly. Don't be a midget.
Nope. I get depressed cause I dont get laid, but my dick starts holding so much energy I could use it as a powerbank.
But does your cock triple in size and starts to shoot laser beams?