Exactly this for me as well.
1) What a useless response
2) What a useless response
3) What a useless response
Thanks, I’ll take that as a compliment. That’s the intended effect.
It is indeed difficult to find Alpha male friends.
At first it was pretty hard for me to suppress the urge to say “No baby, you’re the only one, I haven’t been sleeping with any other girls.”
Yes, actually having the haram is better, and makes the the dread games come naturally. If you don’t have a haram yet then fake it ‘till you make it.