This works really well. You can even agree fully without amplifying and extend it into a full-on frame check and frame assertion.
Are you telling me that the statement “I’m home as fuck” typed in broken and abbreviated English is not the height of literacy?
To put it another way, I suppose:
“Equity does not equal equality.”
Fair treatment does not guarantee the same outcome.
It’s the beautiful reality of Price’s Law.
In any given organization, productivity increases linearly while inefficiency/waste increases exponentially.
If you're too dumb to understand why blatant shaming language is an insult, it's probably best that you don't stick around.