The guys from Motley Crue used to wipe their dicks with hotdog buns after fucking whores and going back to their girlfriends.
Once. But I've always ended things with the girl cause I got bored, complacent and attracted by other girls.
Screw me, I'm chubby, short and decent looking. But I stand my ground. If I'm gonna cheat, ill have the decency to call it off first.