But I can't for the life of me get my wife interested in medieval battle tactics. Starting to wonder if I've made a huge mistake here...

I've really tried everything, boyos. I lift 3 times a week + cardio twice a week, I've tried withdrawing attention when she dodges the subject, I've tried covertly putting on Kings and Generals during date nights, and in the heat of the moment I've even overtly told her the lack of enthusiasm is making me doubt the sincerity of her love.

What's my next move here? Do I dump the bitch? Do I cheat? If so, do I tell her afterwards or not? Or do I just accept the fact that I'll never be Chad, and that no woman will ever love me to that extent?