Look, i do not know if you are this same tard that posted this same retarded shit

https://www.forums.red/p/asktrp/322991/i_m_33_and_i_lied_about_my_age_to_my_18yo_gf_not_sure_what_t

Repeatedly posted it actually

But just tell her. I am sick of seeing "lied about my age posts"

Like how insecure do people have to be to lie about that shit

Jesus Christ that is such a deal breaker for relationships. Holy fuck if she likes you just say how old you are

Why do some of you guys subject the world to such fraud on such simple things?

That's it, I'm making a new (official/unofficial) AskTRP rule where if I see a lying about age questions it's an instaban

Fuck is so hard about telling a woman how old you are

Mf'ers acting like saying their age is like similar to posting their SSN on Twitter. Jesus

this is retarded shit. If you really are 33, and you are chatting up women that are clearly about 21, and she asks your age, the only sane answer is;

"I'm 61. I used to teach your daddy when he was at juniour school"

For fuck sakes. This should not have to be said but over on the forums side of trp.red, over the past year I've seen dozen plus posts about men in committed relationship with women, where they've lied about your age.

Women like older men. It's fucking natural. It was the norm for 1000s of years. Only in recent times do you see bitches giving people shit for a 30 something year-old man, dating a young, 20yo bimbo. They're jealous. Both the old has that waisted their youth and dudes who don't get pussy.

*I'm going to just write a full post we can link people to at this point. Unless they've all been made by the same person @Vermillion-Rx

I don't know how many of you retards there are out there that lie about this.

This shows me that:

1. You are incredibly weak and insecure
2. You don't understand women or smv at all.

You don't really get a slope downwards in smv until after your forties or early 50s. I'm on the tail end of my 40's I have a choice between 19 to 55 years old if I wanted. That's a lot of women. So your thinking was wrong. You acted impulsively on your insecurities.

You're in a corner. You can either STFU, or own it. These things aren't a big deal unless you want them to be. Read that again to let it sink in. You've already made it a huge deal by lying about it.

Nobody here is going to clean up your mess. You fucked it up, now you have to be ok with if or when it blows up in your face.

I suggest you stop this pathological bullshit to compulsively lie about you age.

Here it is:

Girl- how old are you I would guess like 21?

You- Well that's quite the compliment! Im 33. But flattery will get you everywhere. You're my new friend now. Let's grab a drink!

See that? No lies, no cowardice, no backpedaling later. Just a fact and a flirty offer.

Now when you get caught you're going to look mentally ill and definitely beta. That's of your design. I hope you learn from this.

Tell her everything and either way: learn your lesson.