Probably speaking for a lot of people right now but if you come on here for RP advice, get plenty of it, and then ignore all of it, you will lose your AskTRP privs. I don't shit a fuck any more.
In the last couple weeks alone I have purged multiple askholes that have been here for two years, still spinning their gears in place post after post and leaving obnoxious askhole snark and other stupid comments in response to people wasting their time in good faith helping you.
I get it, you're struggling, many of us did before we slayed, but there is no pussy password. Stop looking for one. It's fucking annoying. Read the sidebar, Rollo, Pook, heartsie, take the advice we give you, or GTFO.
Stop coming on here looking for a mystical pussy password so that you can employ some RP wizardry without taking our advice. There isn't any RP wizardry. Why the fuck do some of you guys keep ignoring advice?
If you don't like our advice, stop asking for it. There are plenty of normie subs like r/askreddit and r/relationships r/dating to ask pointless feel good questions in full of NPCs in the same boat as you who will entertain it all day. Stop coming here for RP advice and then ignoring all of it. This shit works but some of you guys don't let it work
joyboy 1mo ago
Do my posts fall under askholes? I’m not being snarky/rude in replies or anything like that. just trying to get better
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
No, and i always give warnings before hitting launch nuke.
But you shouldn't have quit your job and stopped lifting or whatever it was that was the opposite of what we said to do. I hope you've since undone those decision and gotten your shit together
At least you're trying. You post updates showing that you tried. Some of these other fucks repackage the same post each time. New situation, same mistakes, same snark and disrespect each post, with the most snark going to the least validating users who are trying to brutally red pill them.
Just take advice from one post to the next. Which, as far as I can tell, you're trying to do, unlike some other guys
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
Should I sniff this woman's ass?
[askTRP] [general retardation]
There's this chick who's fixing to walk by. Should I grab her waist, stick my face in her ass, and sniff as deeply as I can?
She has a nice ass, and the way she swings her hips as she walks drives me crazy. I want to smell her ass.
This might seem strange and crazy to some of you, but it's what I really want.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
Women like dogs, this would definitely work
You are clearly a Chad, are just trying to reverse give advice via question humble brag?
No-Stress-Cat 1mo ago
Can confirm. This definitely works. The trick is to make the sniff as loud as possible so that she hears it and KNOWS what you're doing.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
+1
Damn straight, masculine men are decisive and commit to their decisions. Go strong or go home. Women do not respond well to half-assed moves.
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
So if I slip and only sniff one of her butt cheeks, she won't respond well?
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
Not at all. That's a bitch tell. You need to be a hound
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
Now I know what to cook on our date!
Lone_Ranger 2 1mo ago
That's all great vermy, but here's the thing - I need to know, what kind of onion do I need for approaches?
@Typo-MAGAshit is a mean asshole who won't reveal what kind of onion works best - I have tried red onions, yellow onions and white onions. It's all right for him, he just goes around the city sniffing hot girls asses and then dry humping them and he seems to get laid about 3x per week and has 5 plates on the go (2 of them are donkeys).
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
@Typo-FAGAshiv just wants all the onion bitches to himself. I think it might be sweet onions. I've tried spring onions and they weren't effective. Too long and lanky.
His surefire method doesn't work for me without that secret sauce. My success rate has gone up since using onions to begin with but I need to know the best one despite his claim that they all work.
Lone_Ranger 2 1mo ago
we should consider banning @Tipo-MEGAshit unless he reveals the truth about onions and cold approaches. How else are the new guys going to learn how to bang HB10s from cold approaches? Ban him for being such a selfish cunt, unless he agrees to update his original post with some clear instructions on the kind of onion that works best.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
Yeah @tity-figeshet needs to spill the beans. I have so many onions that i smell like an eastern supermarket but no bitches.
I just need ONE onion, not the whole field in my house and all my pockets. I'm practically dragging around a trenchcoat and tactical backpack of the wrong onions here
@Typo-MAGAshiv
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
@Vermillion-Rx and @lone_ranger
You two faggolas need to learn to read entire threads instead of just the highlighted/linked post. Your question about what kind of onion was asked and answered within that thread, and I said:
If my 100% foolproof surefire method isn't working for you, it's because you aren't doing it correctly:
are you standing exactly 17" from her? Bring and use a tape measure to make sure.
are you timing the index finger in her belly button and your right thumb in your own left nostril correctly?
are you missing with the loogie?
when you slap her right facial cheek with your left hand, and her left butt cheek with your right hand, is it fucking simultaneous as stated in the guide?
are you handing her tulips instead of roses? It has to be roses!
You two must be doing something wrong, especially if you can't even get the fact that any onion is fine as long as it has layers.
I'm downvoting every comment in this thread I see from you two.
Let that be a lesson to you both!
Lone_Ranger 2 1mo ago
so you're saying I'm good with a leek or two?
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
No, no.
Leeks might be a member of the onion family, but they aren't onions.
Like how otters are members of the weasel family, but they're not weasels.
Get it?
Hand her an onion bulb.
Sheesh. The steps aren't that difficult to follow.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
FUCK
My dumbass is trying your foolproof surefire method in the summer
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
Dude, it's just pantomiming making snow angels. CM Punk demonstrates.
Don't be such a sperg.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
Man I'm not cut out for this red pill stuff
@redpillschool Why did you make me a mod I have absolutely no idea how to red pill
Typo-MAGAshiv 2 1mo ago
punk ass lil negrito
I still can't believe you finished those two words in a poem. what a faggot.
*writes an entire rap about negrito admins*
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
Who put those blue arrows on my comment, I'll end you my G
SwarmShawarma 1mo ago
Thats a risky theory not, to say that it really is a good place to have some argument and the valuable people giving you atttention.
Now compare it to Rddt. They cant argue ( banning when challenged ) posing no challenge, they pander to the lowest of the low so their attention is of low value.
Here on the other hand...
BTW one attention seeker can suck both titles.
High horse troll to be marked.
Getting 'angry ' at them is what they are looking for.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1mo ago
Reasonable theory there.
I'm not worried about it when i can just ban them after a couple of infractions. And they won't have much luck after