TLDR: Neighbor comes in with intentions unclear. Covert conversation and plausible deniability help clarify that she wants the D.

BODY: Yesterday evening my neighbor comes knocking at my door. I met her and her boyfriend a few weeks ago when I threw a big party for my birthday and she showed up with him (I invited all my neighbors). The party was big (around 100 people in my apartment) and preselection definitely worked for me, although we didn’t flirt as her boyfriend was with her. Then I had dinner once with her and her boyfriend, a nice, clueless beta chump. And that’s it. And now she comes knocking at my door, in a tiny top that reveals her small fake tits on her lean figure. I immediately think she’s here for business. She says she came by to ask for a cigarette. I don’t smoke but there are always some at my place so I oblige. I tell her come in, but you can only smoke on the balcony. From the balcony we can actually see the kitchen window of her apartment. After a few minutes of small talk on the balcony, she tells why she’s here: she has cancer, and she just started chemo. Now that I give her a second look, I can tell she looks a bit paler, a bit more tired. Her hair actually starts to fall a little, she shows me. I don’t feel much pity for her, she’s a rich entitled bitch who divorce-raped two husbands (a freaking Ambassador, and a business mogul), but she looks very good for her age. Also, cancer is cancer, even if she’s not the nicest person nobody deserves this.

Now the big question: is she here to see if she can still attract a younger guy? To get some validation? To make her boyfriend jealous? On the one hand, she just told me she had cancer and is looking really down. And I know her boyfriend who is literally right next door in their apartment. If I start flirting I’m the asshole. On the other hand, she repeatedly takes this posture where she arches her back a little so that her tits are more on display, while looking intently somewhere else so I can look without ‘being caught’ (a classic female move). Fucking plausible deniability. If I make an obvious move she can discard it, she didn’t do anything, she was just looking away. I need to make her show her hand. What does she want?

She tells me that she soon is leaving with her boyfriend to another country to get better treatment for her. I say jokingly she should have taken me instead, I would have taken better care of her, also joking that I could get to know the country. I gauge her reaction. This convo is all covert. Either she picks up on me taking better care of her than her boyfriend, or she picks up on the fact that I would piggyback on her cancer treatment to visit another country for free. Plausible deniability on my side. She doesn’t bite though, stays clean off this one. Then we talk about my birthday party, I say it was really cool that she came by, and that’s too bad she didn’t stay longer because we could have had more fun. All covert still but now I’m showing my hand. Next we open a bottle of wine and I tell her she shouldn’t be drinking with her treatment. But I want to lead to the idea of sex in the conversation, so I continue by actually saying the opposite, that she should enjoy all the little things in life, like good meals, massages, travelling. Is her boyfriend taking care of her happiness? She picks up on the massage theme, says she likes them, and then she says he always wants to have sex with her but she doesn’t feel like it.

It might seem like she’s cutting me off, but all I hear is: bingo! She introduced straight up the idea of sex in the conversation, even though it was to dismiss it. She wants the D.

I look at her like she’s my prey, and I say very slowly: Is there anything I can do for you? She says softly: ‘well you could give me kiss’ and then turns away and pretends to be drunk and babbles and asks me for a glass of water. We are sitting apart on each sides of a small table, so I actually have to stand up, calmly go around the table, sit on top of her, get her lips next to mine, small pause so she craves it, and kiss her.
Now, we are on my terrace and her boyfriend could see us right from their kitchen window! It takes a little convincing to take her inside where we are safe, then a lot of back and forth to actually fuck. Seriously she must have said no like 30 times, but then each time I would stop and not reinitiate, she would. We end up fucking while her boyfriend is calling and texting from next door.

After she leaves, I notice she forgot her keys. I try to clean off the sweat (I haven’t taken a shower yet) and go knock on their door. Boyfriend opens, I hand the keys over saying that Laura forgot them at my place. I tell him that I heard about the cancer, which sucks, and I hope the trip to the other country goes well. He says thanks, looks at me weird, and closes the door.

LESSONS LEARNED:

• If you’re not sure of her intentions, maintain plausible deniability for both of you. Casually introduce sexy themes and non-sexy themes in the convo, and see what she picks up on.

• If, at any point, she introduces the idea of sex in the convo outta nowhere, even to dismiss it, she probably wants the D. The idea of sex is the frame she’s in, the dismissal is plausible deniability she will fall back on in case of trouble.

• If she says no, she maybe wants you to push. Pause and re-escalate, let her reinitiate at some point to make sure this is what she wants.

• BONUS: REVENGE PORN: this entitled bitch is filthy rich thanks to both divorce-rapes, but guess what, nobody loves her, not even her current boyfriend. She told me how lonely she was. If she dies from this cancer (and it looks pretty serious) she will die alone.