Georgia (Feminist) Legislators introduce HB 604: Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.
Obviously such a bill will never pass, and my understanding is that they've done this in an absurdist retaliation for a republican abortion bill, but there's something to be said that they even considered writing down those words and haven't been run outta town. Imagine what would happen if male legislators wrote "women must report their periods to local law enforcement..."
It's obviously petty tantrum throwing, so the obvious point would be to enthusiastically comply it ever passed (and then immediately file sexual harassment claims against the officers enforcing it based on your subjective experience)
However there's more fun to be had with this stupidity. Simply go after them for transphobia since they specify "Any male", they already unironically claim 'boys can have periods too!' and want that taught in schools so, 'females can release sperm from their testicles too you bigots!!' isn't even that far of a stretch.
Sure one could argue that it's validating the insanity, but when we're already talking about the level of lawmakers we're pretty far past the point of stupid, so might as well use what tools are available. With any luck it'll distract them for a few hours while they eat their own.
"certain males certain events" and "such males" next year age is dropped to 40
Are they talking about immigrants or Danish natives?
Any why 55 years old? is there an epidemic of young women hooking up with old men because all the under 55's are poor (unattractive) or rapey immigrant types ?
Anyone done the research know what the explanation is behind this?
The false equivalency here is what is most shocking.
Regardless of ones views on abortion, this woman is trying to equate the end result of human sperm fertilizing a human egg (the creation of a human fetus) - with human sperm only.
The fact that she can’t see the difference between those two things makes her unfit for office.
Women with 3rd grade level thinking will jump on this because "stop telling us what to do with OUR bodies. Here's what it feels like!"
They know it will never pass but hey it makes us men "feel" something so maybe we will "learn to understand them better" and stop trying to control them.
It's not about their fucking bodies. The selfish, ignorant cunts cannot wrap their brains around the idea that it's about the BABY LIFE growing inside of them.
This makes sense, considering their solipsism.
And perhaps even the ridiculous idea that men should have some type of say in whether or not otherwise viable fetuses, CHILDREN OF THEIR BLOOD, are terminated just because Stacey isn't done riding the carousel yet.
They should have to accept the same responsibility of any man in regards to sex & procreation. You fuck without contraception, you might get stuck with a baby. The decision point is when you choose to have unprotected sex, not 4 months later. Period. The end. For both parties.
Bet you this is from Atlanta. The salt over Stacey Abrams is still palpable.
Edit:
Yep. Mainly black female feminists from counties within nutshot of Atlanta. The saltiest wildebeest and #1 losers of the urban SMP and the blue haired lunatics behind them.
Color me un-fuckin-surprised. I'm moving to Mexico in April and then I'll be able to actually laugh at this shit.
Aren't we technically releasing sperm from our testicles constantly ? Sperm is produced non-stop in the testicles but is stored in the epididymis, which is adjacent to the testicle but not part of it...
I just wonder if the bill was written to mean "report ejaculation" or "report at all times". (Edit : I also wonder why the "55 or older")
Edit : not an answer to my question but I found this, which explains the context.
wow that's petty... did you see her tweet? she's all like, "I don't like your heartbeat abortion bill cause I'm a strong independent wymyn, so I'm gonna write my own bill about your balls!"
how the hell can someone who is so immature be elected to state office?
how the hell can someone who is so immature be elected to state office?
For the same reason as unhealthy obese people are being encouraged to celebrate their shitty conditions in the name of "body positivity" and adolescents with mental health problems allowed to mutilate their bodies because "they were born in the wrong gender."
What they're already doing is normalizing dehumanizing to make murder easier. And with an infant being the weakest and most defensless human, they've gone straight for the worst. Working it back to include anyone else is trivial once they've convinced everyone murder of a child isn't actually murder.
I would be calling and if a female answered I'd say why i'm calling. Then when she asks if I ejaculated I'd say "you sound cute what's your name" then keep the conversation going for a bit and then go "UNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!! okay, now I have..... thanks for the help. What are your usual hours?"
Not sure why they always go after men on this shit. Women are as a percentage more likely to be pro life. That doesn't fit the narrative so it doesn't get brought up.
Best of all it was signed by, Dar'shaun. While this law will never be passed right now, it is not so farfetched that it would be passed in the next 20 years. Think of how much has changed since 1999....
No, as far as I understand, the thing about law enforcement is just about the scope of the law, the reason it's mentioned is because the law would require individuals to contact law enforcement.
The context is this. Basically, it's a troll bill in answer to a legit bill about abortion.
redpillschool Admin 5y ago
Obviously such a bill will never pass, and my understanding is that they've done this in an absurdist retaliation for a republican abortion bill, but there's something to be said that they even considered writing down those words and haven't been run outta town. Imagine what would happen if male legislators wrote "women must report their periods to local law enforcement..."
dontgiveupcarib 5y ago
I wouldn't be surprised if in a decade or two such a bill does pass. Such is the course of Western decline.
nofilmynofucky 5y ago
Lol if women had to wear a badge when they were menstruating it would solve so many problems
Balderdash79 5y ago
A red star-of-sdavid with a swastika on the back.
MentORPHEUS Endorsed Contributor 5y ago
I imagine enforcement of such a law lasting hours at most.
Riiiiing! Riiiiiing!
"Hey Sheriff... It's Chad. I came again. K, TTYL."
Riiiiiing! Riiiiing!
redpillschool Admin 5y ago
I almost feel like it should be regarded as law even if it never passes (and it won't.)
I am proud of my work. I want the world to know.
KeffirLime 5y ago
"Popped a Viagra tonight mate, it's best you just stay on the line"
redpillschool Admin 5y ago
.. so, uh, what are you wearing tonight?
prettygoodfixie 5y ago
I came, I saw, I came, I saw
I praise the Lord, then break the law
I wank what's mine, then wank some more
It rains, it pours, it rains, it pours
Erudite_Delirium 5y ago
It's obviously petty tantrum throwing, so the obvious point would be to enthusiastically comply it ever passed (and then immediately file sexual harassment claims against the officers enforcing it based on your subjective experience)
However there's more fun to be had with this stupidity. Simply go after them for transphobia since they specify "Any male", they already unironically claim 'boys can have periods too!' and want that taught in schools so, 'females can release sperm from their testicles too you bigots!!' isn't even that far of a stretch.
Sure one could argue that it's validating the insanity, but when we're already talking about the level of lawmakers we're pretty far past the point of stupid, so might as well use what tools are available. With any luck it'll distract them for a few hours while they eat their own.
Chadster113 5y ago
Can I go ahead inform the office what days I will be cumming? Just for future records
SKRedPill 5y ago
But we release sperm from our testicles ALL THE TIME! Oh, the insanity.
Enjoy the decline of the west guys, until it's no longer fun. Then they'll ask for the big strong men again.
If this bill gets passed, the phone at the Sheriff's office will ring forever.
maxrp 5y ago
"certain males certain events" and "such males" next year age is dropped to 40
Are they talking about immigrants or Danish natives?
Any why 55 years old? is there an epidemic of young women hooking up with old men because all the under 55's are poor (unattractive) or rapey immigrant types ?
Anyone done the research know what the explanation is behind this?
rpsheepdog 5y ago
Wasn't there a bill about any time a man masturbates it was considered "rape" of the women in the porn he was watching also?
KeffirLime 5y ago
There wouldn't be any men left.
PM-Ur-Will-To-Live 5y ago
Wtf has the world come to? This is the dumbest thing I have read in my life
Imperator_Red 5y ago
Women are retarded... so the more power they have the more retarded shit will get. There are no breaks on this train.
JohnnySixguns 5y ago
The false equivalency here is what is most shocking.
Regardless of ones views on abortion, this woman is trying to equate the end result of human sperm fertilizing a human egg (the creation of a human fetus) - with human sperm only.
The fact that she can’t see the difference between those two things makes her unfit for office.
AwakenedSovereign 5y ago
Same thoughts I had basically.
Women with 3rd grade level thinking will jump on this because "stop telling us what to do with OUR bodies. Here's what it feels like!"
They know it will never pass but hey it makes us men "feel" something so maybe we will "learn to understand them better" and stop trying to control them.
It's not about their fucking bodies. The selfish, ignorant cunts cannot wrap their brains around the idea that it's about the BABY LIFE growing inside of them.
This makes sense, considering their solipsism.
And perhaps even the ridiculous idea that men should have some type of say in whether or not otherwise viable fetuses, CHILDREN OF THEIR BLOOD, are terminated just because Stacey isn't done riding the carousel yet.
They should have to accept the same responsibility of any man in regards to sex & procreation. You fuck without contraception, you might get stuck with a baby. The decision point is when you choose to have unprotected sex, not 4 months later. Period. The end. For both parties.
AwakenedSovereign 5y ago
Bet you this is from Atlanta. The salt over Stacey Abrams is still palpable.
Edit:
Yep. Mainly black female feminists from counties within nutshot of Atlanta. The saltiest wildebeest and #1 losers of the urban SMP and the blue haired lunatics behind them.
Color me un-fuckin-surprised. I'm moving to Mexico in April and then I'll be able to actually laugh at this shit.
Cannot. Fucking. Wait. Six years was plenty.
civilizedfrog 5y ago
Orwellian state using their surveillance devices to watch old men masturbate.
Sentence no one would have said 50 years ago
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RightHandWolf 5y ago
Time to add a little more chlorine to the gene pool . . .
redpillschool Admin 5y ago
I just use a tissue to clean up. A pool you say?
WaspOnAWall 5y ago
Aren't we technically releasing sperm from our testicles constantly ? Sperm is produced non-stop in the testicles but is stored in the epididymis, which is adjacent to the testicle but not part of it...
I just wonder if the bill was written to mean "report ejaculation" or "report at all times". (Edit : I also wonder why the "55 or older")
Edit : not an answer to my question but I found this, which explains the context.
max_peenor 5y ago
Women authored this bill. What were you expecting?
ahackercalled4chan 5y ago
wow that's petty... did you see her tweet? she's all like, "I don't like your heartbeat abortion bill cause I'm a strong independent wymyn, so I'm gonna write my own bill about your balls!"
how the hell can someone who is so immature be elected to state office?
Gaboyski_ 5y ago
For the same reason as unhealthy obese people are being encouraged to celebrate their shitty conditions in the name of "body positivity" and adolescents with mental health problems allowed to mutilate their bodies because "they were born in the wrong gender."
zyqkvx 5y ago
Feminist is trying to normalize this sort of absurdity so acceptance of other 'less' absurd laws 'balance' justice.
anonlymouse 5y ago
What they're already doing is normalizing dehumanizing to make murder easier. And with an infant being the weakest and most defensless human, they've gone straight for the worst. Working it back to include anyone else is trivial once they've convinced everyone murder of a child isn't actually murder.
halfback910 5y ago
I love how they're comparing killing an infant with a heartbeat to jacking off.
surfsusa 5y ago
Well technically one is killing off potential offspring by "Wasting his Seed"!
Anacondainahonda 5y ago
Nah, it's not a jack-off bill, so you have to report even when using your seed for it's intended purpose.
halfback910 5y ago
"That load could have fed a starving African village for a week!"
redpillschool Admin 5y ago
Okay that's enough internet for me today.
halfback910 5y ago
If it helps, I felt guilty about NOT feeling guilty about writing it.
MatrixofLe3adership 5y ago
Just don't quote a Prequel meme. One of the mods really hates them.
thewrecker8 5y ago
I would be calling and if a female answered I'd say why i'm calling. Then when she asks if I ejaculated I'd say "you sound cute what's your name" then keep the conversation going for a bit and then go "UNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!! okay, now I have..... thanks for the help. What are your usual hours?"
INNASKILLZ2K18 5y ago
Hahaha, that cracked me up
pre-death 5y ago
"I came. I reported. I came."
grandmasbroach 5y ago
Not sure why they always go after men on this shit. Women are as a percentage more likely to be pro life. That doesn't fit the narrative so it doesn't get brought up.
StarfallRondo 5y ago
What the fuck is this shit? I'm starting to think letting women vote was a mistake after all. lol
iknowthewhey 5y ago
Best of all it was signed by, Dar'shaun. While this law will never be passed right now, it is not so farfetched that it would be passed in the next 20 years. Think of how much has changed since 1999....
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donkey_democrat 5y ago
Thats a good thing. Semen retention is beneficial, otherwise you wouldn't have seen porn and daily masturbation pushed by "experts" and God's chosen
DiSysmic 5y ago
That bill must be one hell of a Hot Babe.
kermit_was_right 5y ago
Way to miss the point lmao
throwlaca 5y ago
Sperm is **created** in testicles, not released from them, stupid old hags don't know the first thing about biology.
zyqkvx 5y ago
Then I guess I don't either. Sperm is created in the testicles, of course, at some point it moves out. Would that point not be 'released'?
That said, yes the bill looked like a grown up wrote in the format and let a 5 year old fill in the descriptions, then the grown up edited it.
prettygoodfixie 5y ago
Neither do liberals these days.
Skiffbug 5y ago
Not that it’s much better, but it relates specifically to police and law enforcement officers.
Probably also good to view it in the context of the actual legislation (maybe it’s for officers under probation for sexual misconduct).
Easy on the pitchforks before you actually know the context.
WaspOnAWall 5y ago
No, as far as I understand, the thing about law enforcement is just about the scope of the law, the reason it's mentioned is because the law would require individuals to contact law enforcement.
The context is this. Basically, it's a troll bill in answer to a legit bill about abortion.
Skiffbug 5y ago
There you go. Context trumps all! Thanks!