What sounds like a beta orbiter asks Reddit what he should do about being in love with his female best friend, of course Reddit tells him to man up.
He does, kinda, and she seems to feel the same! Happy days, another bro out the friend zone!
But read the original post...
EDIT:
/u/chiminage this was NP, please stick to the rules
not-claudius 10y ago
Damn. "her daughter...and all of that." -_-
nojustice1 10y ago
" She told me that shes been waiting to hear this from me for quite some time."
Of course she wanted him to man up and help her raise someone else's kid.
What a chump.
veggie_girl 10y ago
A single mom will always be happy to have an orbiter provider. And single moms are desperate, he'll probably even get a little sex out of the deal. However it will be nothing like the porn-worthy sex she gave the guy responsible for her little rugrat.
scottishredpill 10y ago
Then, if he falls for marrying her, a costly divorce pre-wall when she hits 27-28.
mrsmithwenttotown 10y ago
Hard to predict his divorce, but in my experience single moms will pretty much latch onto a guy and not let go... Not me but a friend was in this situation, and he was probably the most secure in his relationship than any of us. Makes total sense and you almost can't blame the girl for finding a worthy chump with a car. Unless she's just a total slut and wants to ride other chumps.... Which, as you said, might happen at age 28
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Perpetual_dissident 10y ago
how do you know. he may have been just another orbiter with whom she had lame sex.
Veritisia 10y ago
If she didn't have alpha-withdrawl do you think she would have "kept" the baby
fuk_offe 10y ago
Post saved for posterity.
samsungnewair 10y ago
Can you tell me the significance of the term "rugrat" in this context? Is this more than a common term for a small child?
salami_inferno 10y ago
Rugrats was the name of an entire children's cartoon about a bunch of toddlers. Rugrat is far from a new term.
samsungnewair 10y ago
Where did I say it's a new term?
That's kind of my point. It is a common term for small child that predates the "Rugrats" tv show. Why did fuk_offe quote the word "rugrat"?
angeliswastaken 10y ago
He flys out of state to visit her on the reg and DO CHORES while getting 0 pussy....
Dafuq
phathack 10y ago
Seriously, get into an LDR with a single mother, yep thats going to work out swell. If you have to piss off your money. I'm sure their are plenty of single mothers right there in his own Georgia town that would be more than willing to play the part and take his money.
Sinthemoon 10y ago
But frieeeendshiiiiiip!
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http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/219/7/8/xmen__the_power_of_friendship_by_annit_the_conqueror-d45rhkg.png
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X-men?
donxjohnson 10y ago
Dear god, this guy has lost all self respect. No wonder she is taking the piss.
James_Coook 10y ago
What a loser! I can't wait to see the post where we learn she cashed out of their relationship while kidnapping his kid and branch swinging into another relationship.
nojustice1 10y ago
Irony is she doesn't even have to give him a kid she can wait a few years and then cash out. Take half of the earnings left over, alimony, child support and relish the fact she was able to use him for as much as she could get.
Purpledrank 10y ago
/r/relationships ...for when you need advice on your love life from outcasts trying to understand human interaction.