Uncle Vasya’s Guide to Threesomes
And now, the quest begins, to nab the Holy Grail of manhood
I'd love, to score hot twins, like any hokey porno fan would
Although, that would be swell, they just don't sell, that stuff on e-bay
And yet, still hope I'll get, to have a three-way
-“Threeway” parody of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”
So you want a threesome.^1 Well, you think you do – like the song says, they are basically the Holy Grail for heterosexual men from the time we become sexually aware – but the reality may be different than you think. Or not. Oh, and the worst part about threesomes is, after the sex is over, you now have TWO girls in the room asking "So....what are you thinking about?"
Intrepid readers, please continue.
^1 For purposes of this discussion, I mean the “Love Sammich” (FFM) threesomes; a “Devil’s Threeway” (MMF) is otherwise called a “train” in my world. Because really, fuck that noise. There will be cries of “No fair!” That usually comes from girls who aren’t that down, or who want to extract something. I’ve never had a girl who legit wanted a 3way demand “reciprocity”. They will almost universally specify a female partner. Also biologically, FFM couplings make more sense – they give women access to higher status men and they give higher status men more opportunity to propagate their genetic legacy.
The Typical Situation
The typical situation that arises that arises for men is, they have a girlfriend, maybe the girlfriend has hinted that she might be willing to do a Love Sammich, maybe she hasn’t. How to find out? As I often recommend, get girls talking, and you will find out all sorts of useful information.
I get girls comfortable, and I ask them about what their deepest, most secret, greasiest little fantasy is. There is the usual flowery bullshit that they put up as a smoke screen about wanting to “make love” on a beach at sunset^2 or on a bed covered with rose petals, and then there are two that recur:
A. “Tie me up!”
B. “I wanna have sex with another girl!”
So here’s the thing: if your girl, at bottom, isn’t bi-curious of doesn’t want to have a threeway, then that’s how it is. Don’t nag, cajole, pester or beg. Make a decision as to whether you’re going to end the relationship or not. OTOH, if you a spinning plates, then, well, you don’t have that problem, do you?
Whether you are looking for the second girl or starting from scratch (with a willing gf) the next question that arises is, where to find the 2nd girl? Recently I was asked in askTRP where to meet bi-girls. Well, first, there isn’t typically a “bi-girl hangout joint” that you can google. OTOH, you meet bi and bi-curious women everywhere. You just have to gather information, and make the sale.
The good news: unlike men, who are basically "AC" or "DC", many/most women are at least "bi-curious".
The bad news: bi-girls tend to be flaky as fuck. As in “have the stability of the high-numbered stuff on the Periodic Table.”
^2 Nobody actually wants to do this. If they do, they don’t want to do it again. Two Words: “sand” and “crevices”. You can work out the rest.
The Hierarchy
I think it’s actually better to find two girls at the same time, or approximately the same time, before the relationship (if there is or will be one) with one girl is more formalized. Why? Because once a girl is invested in you, she has something to lose. The “girlfriend” is very often going to want to impose a bunch of stupid rules – do NOT let her do this because they are often designed to fuck you over, like not letting you screw the other girl. Don’t let her ruin your fun. One way to avoid this is to put Girl2 on her back have the girlfriend lower her pussy on to the other girls mouth facing away from you, who will be mounting Girl2. Or lay on the bed, have the girlfriend in reverse cowgirl and have Girl2 sit on your face. Or have the girlfriend sit on your face, and have Girl2 blow you.
The girlfriend is pulling this “hierarchy” shit because girls are very often insecure. That’s why she wants ….
A Girl who Looks Like Me
My girlfriend's girlfriend, she looks like you
My girlfriend's girlfriend, she's my girl too
-“My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend”, Type O Negative
If you are in an established relationship with a girl who is exploring her bi-ness for the first time, don’t be surprised when she says that she wants to lose her lesbo-virginity with a girl who “looks like me”. Girls who look like her will be less threatening. You’re not going to dump her for a girl who looks like her, because you already have a girl who looks like her. On the other hand, if she’s a brunette and you partner up with a hot blonde, you (‘her’ man) may suddenly discover that you like blondes better, and dump her by the side of the road. For men, the big fear, in terms of biology, is being cucked; for women it is loss of resources, which in the Bad Old Days of the Saber Tooth Tiger, could mean death for her and her offspring.
The Mechanics
So you get them to own up to their lezzy desires, and then you get two of them together. Also, don't do anything like go on a "date" or some other dumb shit to "set the mood". They will want to do that. Do not. Get them together, have anyone who needs a shot do one, and then get busy. You’re dealing with two Hamsters. Elongating the time frame gives one or the other hamster time to hamster way and blow up your perfectly good 3way.
Get down to business, before shit slips away from you.
You Have the Right to Remain Silent
“When a girl wants to fuck you, shut up and let it happen.” - Chris Rock
So I coached a buddy of mine through his first 3-way last fall. He had a FWB relationship with a girl who was sort of into the 3way idea, but was also pitching it as “Hey, Ima do this for you, and then we’re going to be exclusive, m’kay?” covert contract. He didn’t make any promises, but went ahead anyway.
Now, said FWB had a thing about the other girl – she was a plate, and she was doing other people also – staying over, i.e. she very much did NOT want that to happen. Hierarchy and all that. Logistics dictated otherwise. He asks me if he should tell the first girl that that 2nd girl is likely going to stay over. Me: “Only do that if you have decided that you definitely DO NOT WANT the 3way to happen.” So a good time was had by all, but guess who left in a huff after when it was discovered that Girl2 was sleeping over? Exactly. Tell her that before? No 3way. Why that mattered, I don’t know, but it did. Girls are retarded. He texted me after:
Him: “You were right about everything.”
Me: “That happens a lot. Like all the time. It can be a curse, really.”
Your Job is to Have a Cock
For a lot of bi-curious women, they want the comfort of a man's cock in the room so they didn't have to think, "But…but…but what if I'm a Giant Lesbo?!" Once things get rockin’, she may forget about that bit and be more into the other chick. Don’t worry about it. Encourage her, and then reap the rewards of being a chill guy later.
You Are the Director of Your Own ‘Porn Film’
In our meat triangle, all tangled. Wow.
-“My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend”, Type O Negative
So very often what happens with first timers is, the girlfriend turns out to be way into it and the guy starts feeling left out. So put yourself back in the game. Direct traffic, decide who is doing what to whom and when. And after they’ve had a shot at each other, get your double-team blowjob (see below). Never assume that the girls are going to know what you want. You’re the leader of the pack, so lead them.
Fun Stuff
So the point of having a 3way is to do stuff that you can’t do with just one woman.
You know what’s better than getting a blowjob from one woman? Getting a blowjob from two women.
Have one work your dick while the other one gargles your nutsack or rims you. [Just trusting me on the rimming part]( http://archive.is/ncVoX).
You are The Sherriff
As I have alluded to before, I like tying girls up. Always have, always will. I have also known from my childhood that I am crazy strong and I can hurt people even when I don’t mean to. Lots of people turn into sadistic motherfuckers when they have control over another person – google the “Stanford Prison Experiment”. There is (supposedly) a lot of violence in lesbian relationships and you have to be careful to not let shit get out of hand if you are using BDSM in your threeway, which is a distinct possibility because some girls will want to be tied up so they can hamster away the part where they are lezzing out isn’t “their fault”.
If you are using BDSM, the same rules apply as always: you have to understand the sub’s limits and you can’t let the other girl beat the shit out of the sub, or at least exceed the sub’s limits. One way to handle this is to tell the girl who isn’t going to be tied up that you are going to tie her up later and give the sub a crack at her. That often keeps girls in the right frame of mind.
The “Household of Three”
Throw away your dad’s morality, your mom’s conventionality it’s not for me
If it were me and you and you and her and her and me, we’d be so happy together
-You & Me & Her, -Itis
That’s what ménage à trois actually means: Household of Three. While we typically think of them as one-offs, you may find that you like the lifestyle, which is fine as long as everyone is on board. Previously, I was in a couple of separate relationships that were "households of three" as it were. In the first case, an ex-gf circled back around because she really wanted to have sex with her roommate - I could hardly blame her; the girl was hot. The ex also knew that the roommate was not going to be DTF unless there was a cock in the room. To the ex, I was a "known quantity" (i.e., if she fucks me again, she's still at "N+0") and she knew I'd be able to close the deal, which I was. So she basically set me up with the roommate, knowing full well that (a) I would seduce her, and (b) I would happily share, and once the girl got comfortable, she'd open up a bit. Anyway, that lasted about a year and a half and was Big Fun all the way around.
In the other case, I was meeting a girl I was dating at a club and I ran into her "genetic twin" – they could have been sisters. So, knowing the girl I was dating would be DTF her, I established that Girl2 was down, and then the first girl showed up and soon enough we were in a relationship together. The two girls wound up becoming roommates later on, which made it convenient for me – I would refer to our sessions as “roommating”. While I don’t make a habit of it, I do throw in the occasional “dad” joke.
So you do have to be able to manage jealousy issues, both inside and outside of the relationship. Especially at the beginning they will be conscious of being treated "equally" or sometimes the girl who you knew first wants some advantage, but you have to squelch that nonsense early on.
Anyway, time moves on, and things change. The roommate from the first story got married and has a kid, now. She seems happy, so good for her. The ex from that tale sort of went off the deep end. She posed in Playboy (so I can cross that off my bucket list) and moved to Europe where she's presently being used as a cum dumpster by her "sponsor' and has a well-developed drug habit.
Of the two girls in the other threesome, one became a chef, and the other one (that was the one I mistook for the first one) is a teacher now. She is still useful as a 'corner square' in 'girl-girl-Vasya' tic-tac-toe. It’s useful to have a deep bench.
Of my two LTRs, the first is more “NO WAY!” than “3Way!” which is fine; that’s her nature and her choice. OLTR2 has recently expressed an interest and, luckily, I know some bi-girls who would LOVE a crack at her – all of which will be carefully stage-managed by me, if and when it happens – this stuff is tricky, after all.
Managing Relationships Between the Girls
She could help you cook & clean and she'd know just what you mean, (someone who listens)”
And as I snore away the night, she could always hold you tight, (it's what we're missin')
-You & Me & Her, -Itis
The Ex and Roommate negotiated a rather complex treaty about managing things when I wasn't around (they were both young (early 20s) and had things like "parents", so there was some discussion about whose 'boyfriend' I was going to be at whose house, etc., if and when it came up.) It was kind of funny, because I pointed out to my ex, that, when I wasn't around, she "was the boyfriend" - the other girl was a bit more of a girly-girl than she was.
The teacher and the chef were more independent – no pesky family nearby. The chef was more of the “boyfriend” in that situation, but it was less pronounced.
I also have a bit of an odd situation going on with a couple of plates – one is a dancer who is only down for threeways…BUT, she’s in love with one of my plates. The plate is in love with me. The dancer is terrified that I will “take [my plate] away” from her.” It creates an interesting power dynamic, but luckily for all concerned I’m a benevolent dictator. As time goes on, the dancer will either acclimate and accept things as they are, or she will not.
Relationships With The Outside World
Her and me and her and she and me
An uncrowded couple; are we three
Hey we don't care what people say
When walking hand in hand down Kings Highway
Two for one today
-“My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend”, Type O Negative
This can be complicated. You run into problems with judgy bluepills, especially “ladies of a certain age” spinsters who feel “entitled”, and Bitter, Butthurt Betas^TM who are miffed at the perceived misallocation of pussy-related resources. I prefer to opt for an “unapologetic” stance. “Which one are you with?” – “Both of them” – “But there are two girls” – “Yes, I know. It’s nice.”
There will be the occasional double-takes, although I find that when I’m in Continental Europe it’s less of a big deal. Once I have arranged a hotel suite for me and one of the pairs at a place where I sometimes stay on business in Europe. So in making the reservation by phone - I had to in order to get a suite (required because 3 people) - the (American) CSR couldn't get past that I had 3 people, but wanted a king bed and kept turning down her suggestion of a cot for the room. So finally, I was like "Look. I have a 'Vicky-Cristina-Barcelona' thing going on. One king bed. No cot." When I showed up at the hotel, the Europeans understood right away. Very amusing.
Similarly, I was checking in to a hotel on the Côte d'Azur – the school teacher speaks fluent French – so I’m being checked-in – it was in a separate, seating area with the GM handling it – and the two girls excused themselves to the Ladies. The GM looked after them as they left, turned back to me, said, “I offer you my congratulations” and then went right back to business without missing a beat.
Final Points
-Bi-girls can be fun, but they are typically flaky.
-You will get push back from “normies”. Fuck that shit, live how you want.
-If you engage in longer-term relationships, be ready to manage both women, as well as handle any outside interference and bullshit.
-Threesome ‘relationships’ tend to be transient in nature – of course so do most of your friendships and romantic relationships – so relax and enjoy them in the moment.
Gurisito 5y ago
Thank you very much, Uncle Vyasa. My RP journey reached this point (2 years) and instantly remembered your guide.
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spicy_fries 6y ago
Upvote for quoting Type O Negative
Heldenhaft 6y ago
Hi Vasya!
If a girlfriend did end up participating in a MFF threesome with her LTR, would that change how the guy views his main girl? Would she be de- valued or seen as less LTR material?
Would he look at the relationship or connection differently afterward?
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
In the case that you posit, i.e. boyfriend and girlfriend add a man for an MMF threesome, it would appear that the boyfriend would have little to complain about, particularly if it was his idea, or if he willingly went along with it. Of course, people can certainly be hypocritical or become insecure. This is doubly true if boyfriend viewed the relationship as more casual at that time and the stakes are later upped to LTR.
Either the same as before or perhaps slightly worse, because the girlfriend is N+1 now - (indeed, the girlfriend might also think, "why does this guy want me to be N+1?"). Of course, there are some men who are into that because, for them, being cucked is a form of "intellectual masochism" or something.
I can't say I've ever had a girl suggest an MMF threeway, although that also might be a female strategy for getting access to better genes without giving up the boyfriend.
One thing I can definitely say, though, and I'm sure there are plenty of women who will bear this out, is this: if a woman has had MFFs, and mentions it to her present-boyfriend, he's going to want them also, and no amount of "but I'm not that person anymore" is going to deter him.
Heldenhaft 6y ago
Thankyou for your insightful reply!! ????
I was actually referring to MFF ( Male,Female, Female) and not MMF.
If a guy and his partner engage in the MFF threesome, even though it was his idea and was excited. Would that lower or change his outlook on the relationship, and in his eyes, her value as a partner?
I would be very interested to know your thoughts!! ????
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Sorry I misread.
I think for most guys, provided she isn't extracting something or nagging you about how she "let" you have sex with another girl, or somehow doing something to otherwise take all the fun out of it, then most guys would tend to think "Best Girlfriend EVER!"
I can only speak for myself, of course, but I can't say that I've subsequently taken a dimmer view of a woman I've been involved with because she willingly (and enthusiastically) took part in MFF threesomes with me. Picking up on my last point, above, though, I think it still applies if a girl does MFFs with you, and then later wants to take them off the table. Then it's a problem. Chris Rock used to do a bit about how men don't like to go backwards, sexually. It was not only funny, but true. We don't at all. We don't like to be told we can't have something, even if it's something we don't particularly want, although in such cases (again, speaking for myself) I might simply say - and typically this happens in a discussion of likes and dislikes when sex is on the table, if not imminent - "I'll make a deal with you: don't tell me I can't have {whatever} and I promise not to want it."
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Heldenhaft 6y ago
Thankyou so much again for your insights!! It makes so much sense!! ????
I do notice this behaviour when talking about different sexual experiences or desires, in terms of not “outright forbidding” certain sexual things so I’m careful not to shut down anything and be open to talking about sex as to not cause that “ I want what I can’t have” feeling but funny thing, I told him one time I fooled around with some girls in my early teen years ( more than 10 yrs ago) and he’s been pressuring me and constantly talking about a threesome, but honestly it’d be detrimental to my emotional boundaries etc I’d look at him differently or grow resentful so to avoid this I’ve just stated politely it’s not for me, I’ve never done a threesome but he’s been to swinger parties etc
For all I know he could be soliciting with other girls who will do it ???? but between us, I don’t want to start a precedent where once we cross a particular line, we can’t go back as he will feel deprived. Or I seem like I can’t keep my own word. So I totally agree with your statement on “told you can’t have something, even if it’s something we don’t particularly want”
It’s just challenging, to how do I navigate that discussion though? Should I just say “ nah I’d find it boring” instead of saying it’s a hard limit.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
"Logic" may be a "coercive tool" of the "oppressive patriarchy" but really, it works so often. At least with men.
Anything that happened at "camp" or kids 'playing doctor' hardly counts and probably shouldn't be mentioned.
No dude would be surprised by this at all. If you ever bring up that you so much as kissed a girl before, it's going to suddenly be on the table.
Never should have mentioned that you fooled around with other girls. That leads, inexorably, to one conclusion: MFF.
He might make an exception on that for a threeway. I doubt he would hold that against you as "going back on your word".
Well, I am right about it, so there's that.
Whatever you say, it can't be "I'd find it boring". You underestimate the siren song of the 2 girl blowjob. "Boring" isn't even in the ball park for plausible excuses.
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PostModernLumberJack 6y ago
If I could give gold I would. Instant classic. Thank you.
calamalakos 6y ago
What have you noticed with drug use and threesomes?
What's your personal stance on drug use? Alcohol? Etc.
Great guide. Very useful.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
I don't use illegal drugs at all, not even weed. I drink wine or I sometimes have a cocktail or two, over the course of an evening, but that's it.
This is for two reasons:
A. I like feeling good. I don't like feeling bad. There is certainly an age when only "too much" is enough, but I am past that.
B. When I am with a group of people, I'm basically always the shot caller. The exception is when I am with one or more peers and I am out of area. Anyway, you can't do that and be sloppy.
All of that said, other people make different choices and that's fine, that's their call and it's not my business. With women, I am not going to stay with a user for very long, because generally drug girls make shitty decisions in other areas of their lives, too.
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VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Oh, I get it, but (a) I have Outcome Independence, and (b) I would flip it on her, that I let HER fuck another girl. I can go fuck another girl any time I want; like most girls, she wouldn't be able to put it together without me. But thanks for looking out for me.
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aka "Two Man Saw"
then there's the MMMF, otherwise known as "Airtight"
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VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Even assuming one or more of them was down, the problem was: three of them. No way for one to join you without looking like a slut in front of the others.
max_peenor 6y ago
Ah yes, what I called The Spotter Cock.
Honestly, I can't remember a gal I hooked up with more than say a couple months that didn't get around to tickling team pink, even if only to try it once.. Even LCF got herself a long term girlfriend. She used to tell me how much she liked tits. That got me thinking; maybe that's the key here--tits. I mean, not everyone is into pussy. Not everyone is into cock. But we are pretty much all wired to like tits from the moment we are born.
Which makes this the funny part. Even when it is just about them, they still need to be told what to do. I had a long time bull dyke friend and I asked her about this. She said it either it takes a long, long time or one of them takes on the role of acting like a guy from a porn movie--you know, that sort of character of hyper-aggressive.
I'm sure lesbian girlfriend relationships work differently, though we know those turn into some of the deadest dead bedrooms in the cemetery of sex.
Big_Daddy_PDX 6y ago
Don’t forget that a threesome is supposed to be no- holds-barred fun and frankly, you have to treat them like every time is the last time.
Also, If your girl is setting up with “and you can’t kiss her on the mouth” or “no penetration with the other girl” or some other bulllllshhhhhiiiit like that, you need to shut it down. Part of he success of a threesome is that ALL the participants have fun. Believe me, the new girl is. It going to have fun if she can’t get fucked. Set it up as it wouldn’t be fair to be other girl, let’s treat her like a guest, let’s just let things unfold organically and see where it goes, etc.
but just like death and taxes, the unicorn always goes away before you’re ready. I lost out I one girl one time that turns out she really wanted anal sex but was too distracted to bring it up. But another time, I lucked out and after I had the threesome set up, we went out to a lounge for some drinks and bumped into one of the unicorn’s GF and after some strong flirting, I got her to come back to the hotel and banged all 3. I’ll never forget the feeling when you’re leaving the bar to have sec with the three girls you’re with.
thunderbeyond 6y ago
You get it.
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VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Happy to oblige. I haven't given the bloopers anything to clutch their pearls and get the vapors over in a while. Enjoy.
cryptokeizer 6y ago
Now this is the high quality content I still visit TRP for.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
I do what I can.
wheel_ 6y ago
Uncle Vasya looking out for us.
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VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
From an evolutionary perspective, being willing to get down in an MFF threeway increases a woman's access to alpha genes, and it give the man in an MFF 3way a great chance of propagaing. This is in contrast to a man in an MMF threeway where his chances of passing along his genes is actually worse than if he was fucking a woman by herself. So the reason is: Science.
Thanxforthemems 6y ago
Are you frequenting gay bars?
Lol jk probably just a coincidence dude. But if you’ve managed to plate any of them you have got serious 8some potential there my friend. The world is your orgy.
Narcissist456 6y ago
Brilliant.
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Kinbaku_enthusiast 6y ago
Heh, I remember reading the style induction massage thing back in the day.
Female sexuality is very malleable. When you know what a girl likes you can steer it in a way so that it's fun or sexy for her. For one it helps that you just tell her to kiss/eat pussy or whatever, for another it works if you push a girls face in her face, and yet another needs to feel left out for a bit so that she'll want to prove herself.
And that's probably overthinking it anyways.
The biggest barrier to having threesomes is being apprehensive/unsure. There really is nothing to it; once you're isolated with two girls, even if it's just dinner, it's mostly about escalating and making it sexy/attractive. Girls love to brag about these kind of experiences to friends, so though they may be apprehensive/nervous, most girls love these things to happen.
thunderbeyond 6y ago
Thanks for this. I have a FWB and a plate that have both expressed a desire for sharing another woman. It could just be that they are really freeing up sexually? However the logistics are difficult to set up, and I'm not that keen to try to set it up.
Having read this, I sure as shit ain't gonna introduce them to each other. Your point about "getting a woman that looks like her" resonates. They are quite different.
Any posts or pointers for finding ways to pick up that third girl?
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
If you have introduced BDSM to the relationships, you could blindfold them both. Tell them some story about how it will intensify the sensations, etc.
thunderbeyond 6y ago
Good point. FWB is into BDSM and is pliable. The plate is new, so plenty to explore there.
MostSolidFrame 6y ago
This is a great post. Thanks for the guide! Can't wait to make use of it...
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Happy hunting, my friend.
Red_Faust 6y ago
This is awesome. I've had several threesomes, the first one was quite a flop because of jealousy on my main girl's part.
From that onwards they've been scarce but awesome. As described here, if you make both girls feel special, and lead like an orchestra conductor, it is one of the best sexual experiences a guy can have.
I would have paid big $ for having a guide or a mentor when I was starting with 3somes, and I am going to put this guide to good use.
Thanks, thanks and thanks uncle Vasya !!!
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Same here, totally brutal.
Didn't help that my main girl couldn't orgasm while the second girl could cum if you lightly blew in the general direction of her clitoris.....and had no gag reflex whatsoever.
Dmva100 6y ago
It doesn't always have to be bi-girls. Alot of them who aren't actually full-on into women or have any sexual experience will still do a 3-way situation even if they just make out with the other girl or make out with you while you're fucking the other chick or take turns. Then it's more like queaning without the humiliation.
Had an ongoing FWB who would be down for this before and we had 7 '3somes' that didn't actually involve her going down or doing anything with the others girls vagina. Sometimes it was a complete swapout or id let one ride me while I ate out the other and did all the work.
Get creative with it. More girls would be down if the perceived pressure of having to 'do something' to the other girl isn't an absolute. You can fuck two straight chicks at the same time so to speak if you play it right, and alot of chicks will actually go for it if they know the other girl involved is cool with it and wont rip her fucking head off halfway thru the thing because she gets jealous.
Kinbaku_enthusiast 6y ago
Women don't have strong gender prefference in the way that men do; it's why most lesbians have had some dick in their life, sometimes go back to it once in a while, while gay men once they're out of the closet are done with women in general.
Sex has often been something that some degree of resource transfer took place for, evolutionarily speaking. So for men to give resources to fuck a girly men was complete evolutionary suicide, whereas women fucking a burly girl while getting resources was alright evolutionarily speaking.
TunedtoPerfection 6y ago
Only thing I can add, is if your girl is trying to use a threesome as a way to "save the relationship" just realize it's gonna explode so just have your fun then bail before the fallout gets too heavy.
Oh and definitely make sure your utilizing both women, the biggest turn on and compliment I get from my threesome experiences is how I made it fun for everyone. Get any chick talking and you'll likely discover a story of a failed partner swap or threesome where the dude or swap partners were way into each other and basically left the third girl or other couple kinda sitting around. This in turn just breeds a weird vibe and jealous. If one girl seems to be fading away, it's your job as the man to bring her back in the fold and the best way is with some attention and then a command of what she should do to the other girl. Focus on both women throughout the experience and making sure both women are elevating sexually on the same level. A good way to balance out their excitement is to make them both focus on you, double BJ, threeway kisses while they swolest you, etc. Eventually one of them will need your cock in them and the other will be more then willing to help guide it in.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
That was the situation under the "You Have The Right To Remain Silent" section. Let it happen, enjoy it, and when it ends, it ends.
Yep. Have to avoid having someone feel like they are just a sex toy. This is also why I wrote the "you are the director" part.
Incitatus002 6y ago
I had a post-relationship threesome. Went out with a girl who I always suspected was gay, and then it turned out I was right. She shacked up with another chick after we broke up. We remained friends (actually more drinking buddies) and I then met another girl, who was not gay. The three of us got really drunk one night at my place. I went to the bathroom and when I came back, the ex and the current girlfriend were making out on the couch, to my immense delight. The vibe wasn't too weird afterwards, because the ex had already decided she was gay and the current one was on the receiving end of the ex's tongue and my dick, so she didn't really need to hamster away that she was possibly gay herself.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Was there some "wah-wah" guitar playing in the background?
pridebrah 6y ago
Props to you for living a real life porno my friend.
Forcetobereckonedwit 6y ago
As an accomplished perv of many years, I must add this: write down the three or four combinations you'd really like to have happen and then during the evening check it and make them happen. It's really easy to get lost in a double bj, or your gal eating pussy while you fuck #2's mouth, and forget the really kinky shit. The next day you're like "Fuck! I was gonna have you first her while I fucked her ass...." Or whatever.
nadolny7 6y ago
Uncle Vasily, the role model we never had. Thank you for another guide.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Happy to help. I do what I can.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
So some advanced level stuff for you guys....the things I have to go through to post quality content for my TRPer bros.... /lulz
YGDieciseis 6y ago
Lol yeahhhhh this is out of immediate reach for a good amount of us but it gives us something to aspire to. Much appreciated, its always fun to read your posts.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
Part of why I'm here is to light up the path for younger guys, and to show you what's possible.
Finance92 6y ago
"Immediate" is the magic word. Making the next step now, thinking about afterwards. With time and applying this, you will get ahead.
Taipanshimshon 6y ago
I thought you already sidebared this?
picturing a french guy in a tux, mustache.
white gloves.
Alfred?
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
I do have an "After Hours" section in the "CorporateLand" piece of the askTRP sidebar - this will eventually be added, but I don't have a post dedicated to 3ways there as of right now.
He wasn't quite so formally dressed, but that was the vibe. One of them had on leather pants over her rather pert and toned hindquarters, so that may have been the focal point. But they were both quite young and pretty, so there's that also.
Taipanshimshon 6y ago
You brag like you breathe.
What deal did you get on that Porsche btw?
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Taipanshimshon 6y ago
That’s because you’re old and didn’t wear ear protection.
VasiliyZaitzev 6y ago
For Led Zeppelin and GnR, it was worth it.
endlesstrials 6y ago
I just had a threesome with these two HB9 Chinese girls. They were both sucking on my throbbing cock and telling me how big it is compared to Chinese men.
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endlesstrials 6y ago
I am not an alpha, you incel faggot. Go lift and then fuck some Chinese HBs. The prerequisite is that you have to not be a Chinese "man" yourself.