Dudes, please. You're killing me with this shit.
I don't know if I've just been stumbling on this shit by chance, or if the massive growth of this sub is leading to Fucking New Guys who think they know what they're talking about; but fuck.
We have to talk about something, and that is the shit women say about your sexual prowess and the size of your piece.
It's quite simple. Treat the things they say about your sexual prowess the same way you treat the things they say about the kind of guys they like: Don't fucking listen to it.
If you actually had any sexual prowess beyond seizing on top of a girl who is laying still like a corpse, you wouldn't need your ego inflated nor believe the shit she says.
I can't remember the last time a girl didn't pull out my dick and remark on how big it was (Oh my god it's WAYYYY bigger than my ex's dick!) Dudes, I'm not packing an intense amount of heat. It's not a porn star's dick.
These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals. If inflating your ego is one of the steps they think they need to take, they will do so shamelessly, and will tell you that your shitty cunnilingus made them cum 7 times in 3 minutes.
In all likelihood, you are not the best sex she's ever had, and you do not have the monster cock she tells you that you do.
If you had any sexual prowess, she wouldn't be able to formulate complete sentences to tell you any of that bullshit.
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trpfieldreport 8y ago
Every rule has exceptions, sweetheart.
Again, this was a message to the newbies who think they are the greatest of all time. They are not.
kick6 8y ago
If she says you have a big dick, and you fuck good you can conclude exactly one thing: she likes you. But trust me, the instant you piss her off...............you're 3" at full mast, and you never made her cum. That's the breaks.
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Had this with an ex girlfriend as well.
TechnoRaptor 8y ago
to be fair i have a normal sized dick and i get called big, and sooo good. i dont think im that good, i think its just common courtesy becaus generally sex=good.
kick6 8y ago
My dick is impressively average, and I've experienced both circumstances.
Vietnom 8y ago
I dated a Danish girl once and this was exactly what happened. It went from "the best sex she ever had," when we were together to "our sex was always terrible" after we broke up.
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RedSovereign 8y ago
Don't post image macros.
bsutansalt 8y ago
My ex pulled that and talked down about me to her friends, which I was told about. The next time I ran into her I reminded her of our sex tapes I have that proved otherwise. (hinting that if she ever pulled that shit again I might show someone to defend myself from her lies)
[deleted] 8y ago
That's a bit of a dick move threatening her. I think that's unacceptable without her consent, am I the only one?
russianskinhead 8y ago
Nevermind the context of her bad mouthing him, he's a dick because he's meeeeaaaaaan.
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Dr_HoaxArthurWilmoth 8y ago
A voice of reason has entered the TRP-sphere. Bravo!
rossiFan 8y ago
Well, if she's squirting all over your bed and bucking like a calf getting branded, then it's probably not an act. But by those indicators, it's my determination that I rocked her world.
Otherwise, preach that shit, brother.
rexmortus 8y ago
I like the way Katt Williams said it. " if you want to know if she's faking watch her hands. They should be looking like she's throwing up gang signs.
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For me I just bask in the glory that I do have a huge penis. Might be false but who really cares about size? Act like you have a huge penis and enjoy her attempts to satiate her ego!
Hatorader 8y ago
I can't fucking stand it when my current main girl tells me I fuck her the best and she constantly tells me how big my dick is, and it's not, it's barely above average. And this girl has fucked hundreds of guys and done everything under the sun. The blatant lie that she thinks she can get a away with is what really makes me angry. It's like, how fucking stupid do you think I' am? You've had guys with massive cocks and huge physiques and had them two or more at a time sometimes. But my little 5'7" ass is the best? Ok skank, just suck my dick and stop talking please.
BlackHeart89 8y ago
I feel you. On a similar note, I have this girl who would pretend to be innocent and say shit like, "we're not suppose to be doing this" or "I didn't expect that to happen", whenever we start/finish having sex.
It damn near turns me off because I'm thinking, "Cut the crap, bitch. You only come over at night, never before 9pm... I'm not fucking stupid". And what pisses me off even more is that she has said this multiple times. Though only in situations where we go a few weeks without talking.
TitsAndWhiskey 8y ago
Yeah I hate that shit. Unless they can REALLY sell it, then it's like watching a movie. I know it's fake, but still entertaining.
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Don't be so down on yourself man.
TitsAndWhiskey 8y ago
He's not being down on himself. It's just annoying to hear women trying to sell obvious lies. When a woman does that, she's saying "I think you're a fucking idiot." - that's almost worse than her saying you have a small dick.
Like I said, the rare occasions where she can sell the lie are entertaining, but rare. I had one girl (who was dumb as a box of hammers) tell me "oh my god, do you see me getting off just from sucking your huge cock?"
Now, I'm average. My dick has its impressive moments like any other dick, but not huge by any stretch. But I enjoyed that lie, because she sold it well. How? Well, obviously she wasn't having an orgasm from giving head, but she was clearly enjoying the fuck out of it and worshiping my dick. She added the completely unnecessary "huge" because in that moment she was in love with my cock. To her, in that moment in time, it was the biggest dick ever just because she wanted it.
That's when it works. When she does it not to massage your ego, but because in her brain at that time, she FEELS the lie.
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Hatorader 8y ago
Sorry, explain what? She doesn't always say it when we're gonna fuck. She says it for example, after a fight. Things like, "The only reason I come back to you is cause of your cock". I'm as confused as you are. And yes, my current girl, singular, I don't fuck other girls on the regular, too busy and I don't give a fuck about it enough to pursue any female that hard.
LuvBeer 8y ago
Don't forget to have them rim you. Chicks luv hairy man ass.
bsutansalt 8y ago
[Reminds me of this...] (http://weknowmemes.com/2014/10/you-can-never-unlick-my-butthole/)
truthfully_red 8y ago
Risky click. Wasn't too bad.
Ardgarius 8y ago
not sure if I want to see some hairy man arse
UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
Yeah, make sure to piss on them too. It establishes dominance and really gets those endorphins flowing.
newls 8y ago
Reminds me of the 50 Shades parody on the radio on GTA V.
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UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
...why exactly do you spit in their mouths?
BlackHeart89 8y ago
Some people like that shit.
fatalcharm 8y ago
Gotta assert your dominance somehow.
hikiru 8y ago
I pull hair and bite personally. Sink your teeth into the right nerve cluster and they are suddenly putty in your hands.
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forgetful_storytellr 8y ago
Should be knitted on a pillow somewhere.
traw89 8y ago
This is my meat stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Yeah, my nan had one done in memory of Ernie.
[deleted] 8y ago
Wasn't that line from the new Mad Max trailer?
rossiFan 8y ago
If you're really committed, you'll have it tattooed on your penis.
wiseclockcounter 8y ago
that's quite the compound sentence for an average sized dick though. might have to lighthouse it.
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LeGrandDiableBlanc 8y ago
Why do women lie about a man's sexual prowess?
They think we give a shit.
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twixil 8y ago
I dunno, every time I have a great chocolate chip cookie I feel like it's the best one I've ever had.
Totsean 8y ago
I just whore myself and don't let them whore me. It's pretty simple, I know my dick size (measured it), I know how I look, (checked it), I know I am etc (because I am not an idiot).
Although I do keep their expectations of themselves low.
Cthulu2013 8y ago
Sex is like pizza... /thread.
Stop posting your obvious humble brags you faggots. Fuck this sub is so bad now.
Fuckit I'll add. If the girl is crawling up the headboard when you put her legs up you've got a biggun (to her), if you go over the next day and half way in she says "nope fuck this I'll just blow you", if shes texting you two days later "my insides still hurt, hangout still?". You might have a solid wang.
On the other hand, if a girl refuses to compliment your manhood but still begging for sex, you're red pilling right, because she's afraid of boosting your value and losing you.
If you can't tell the look of a girl who's just been fucked proper, then you're aspie to the maximum.
justbeaman 8y ago
Some RP truths right here. lack of comments suggest it is a sensitive issue for most.
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Here's a RP truth. Get the HPV vaccine if you plan on going down on girls. It doesn't protect against all strains, but it is better than nothing. My friend just got HPV-related throat cancer. Sloots gonna sloot, and most probably have nasty strains. Just because you have likely been exposed to one strain or another...does not mean you want to start a collection.
Heizenbrg 8y ago
HPV is good, only three shots every six months, highly recommend. Don't be stupid and face a slut dragon empty handed.
rossiFan 8y ago
The only ones replying are the ones with truly bigger than average members.
Disposable_TRP 8y ago
Replied; may engorging magic bless my ding-a-ling.
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How can people think they have a big dick just because a girl says so? We have average numbers that everyone knows about so if it's not significantly higher than the average number than you do not have a big dick.
8 inches? sweet you have a big dick - regardless of what any girl says.
6 inches? Nope, you're average - regardless of what any girl says.
Gunplayin 8y ago
If you don't need any foreplay for her to be soaked, then you could quite possibly be the best sex she's had. Just the anticipation of you is enough.
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This so much. You also have to try and contain what they say about past sexual experiences IMO. I remember with one ex I had she would always fucking talk about her past sexual experiences and it would piss me off, so I just told her to stow that shit and never mention her ex or the CC she rode.
She would say how she came 5 times in a row and blah blah blah with her ex, and it would subconsciously make me feel inadequate if I only made her cum 3 times in a row. It was ridiculous. The last time I ever had sex with her I made her climax twice before I wanted a BJ to finish. She refused because she was drunk off a quarter bottle of wine and tired. Bull shit laziness.
I think this is where you have to watch out for in chicks that have been fucked ten ways from Sunday. They have already had the best sex they have ever had. They still love sex, but they won't be giving you their best effort. Coincidentally the next girl I had sex with was relatively inexperienced and would blow me without hesitation.
BlackHeart89 8y ago
Nah. Any chick who is dumb enough to talk to me about how great the sex with her ex was is too dumb for me to deal with.
Immediate next... after I have sex with her once.
Heizenbrg 8y ago
With all the cum they gobble I'm surprised how they get drunk so easily.
Loopholeinwhiskey 8y ago
the worst girls are the ones who just lay there and let the guy do the work. boring and plain.
UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
You know how she's usually lying when she says you're the biggest and the best? In the same vein, she's almost certainly lying about her ex too. Whether it was conscious or subconscious, her goal was to make you feel inadequate, and the only reason she would do that is if she suffered from a severe lack of self-esteem.
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Yep. She had some trouble with her self image and used sex to make herself seem validated.
TekkomanKingz 8y ago
Who really cares how many times she cums anyways? There is not really a biological role or purpose for female ejaculation. Stop caring how you measure up this is RP 101 fundamentals. Just fuck her, feel good and keep your options open.
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This was around a year ago before I found out about TRP.
Was just saying.
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Female orgasms significantly increase the chances of insemination. The more she wants your genes, the more she orgasms.
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TekkomanKingz 8y ago
Exactly keep that shit just wet enough for pleasure.
yaardi 8y ago
You can always jerk off and cum on her face/tits. Requires zero effort on her part.
LuvBeer 8y ago
You can also save your load for one of your side bitches who isn't so fucking lazy.
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This sub is overrun with imposters and needs to become a pass protect members only deal. Same thing happens as all over Reddit. Getting popular is the beginning of the end because getting popular is how all the bottom feeders who do not belong end up learning about it and trolling their lives away.
trpfieldreport 8y ago
I agree. I'm regularly reporting threads for being irrelevant.
Dudes are trying to come in and turn this place into a fucking echo chamber of "Hey guys I swallowed the pill, I'm alpha now!"
fernhern 8y ago
claim your steak brother Mike.
WarmApfelPi 8y ago
Just tell her your dick's like the TARDIS. It's huge! on the inside
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Fastbac 8y ago
I told my LTR (the first few weeks of our dating) I was going to fuck her so good she wouldn't know what day it was. Afterwards I asked her what day it was and she laughed so hard she almost fell out of bed (because she had no idea) and when she tried to talk her mouth didn't work.
We still laugh about it.
ChairBorneMGTOW 8y ago
This is awesome. Sorry amigo, but I gotta steal your idea.
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TehFuggernaut 8y ago
That said, if you hear in a roundabout grape vine kind of way that 2 girls you've slept with tell their girl friends that your dick is big, it might be bigger than average.
nomad-oz 8y ago
In my younger, before I realized AWALT I'd often chat up two girls, take them home for drinks, then fuck the cuter one leaving the other on the couch. After a few weeks when I had plated the cutie to a regular weeknight, I noticed her GF would call around with some excuse like to borrow a book, or she left something behind. She would be extremely friendly. I thought she was sent by the cutie as a test to see if I was the cheating type. Never shit where you eat or plate two friends I thought. ... WRONG! all girls talk about your size and prowess in bed. If her GF calls around it because she wants some good cock action.
Always bring your A-Game to bed. If you're tired it's better to make her wait than put in a lesser performance. If your equipment is average your performance needs to be well above.
There is never enough good cock to go around. Word spreads fast on the Secret Women's Gossip Network. They are willing to share, steal or cheat to get it.
Only after you fuck her younger sister at her birthday party and she waits for her turn without complaint can you assume you are the best she has had.
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This is the litmus test. I don't listen to shit bitches say, least of all in the moment. Back when I gave a shit enough to snoop through my ex's phone I saw she tells her friends I'm the best sex of her life. They were trying to get her to dump me, she was complaining that she couldn't because the dicking was too good. So I dumped her and kept fucking her on the side. Saved money, saved face, learned a lesson, still getting ass NSA.
KaribouLouDied 8y ago
Uh huh. I take everything people say on this site with a grain of salt too.
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TehFuggernaut 8y ago
Girls are completely stupid. Every dick is 8"+ or 4". There is no middle ground. I have a buddy who told me his GF made him wear magnum condoms, and he said he's completely average around 6"
iliketurdles123 8y ago
lol, thanks. maybe she wants a baby tho.
BlackHeart89 8y ago
Lmao I had a chick tell me how big my dick was constantly. Even bragging to her friends. Then she was pissed when she realized I wasn't wearing a "magnum". Called the condoms I was wearing, cheap. "Bitch. These condoms cost damn near $3 each! Get out my face with that shit."
TagaKnight 8y ago
Anything a woman tells you, take with a grain of salt.
Niketi 8y ago
Our next criticism: TRP advice causes heart disease.
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Anything a woman tells you, take with a jar of salt*
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A grain in a half is also acceptable.
TheQuickAndTheRed 8y ago
A spoon full of sugar helps the sexuality go down~
optimumone 8y ago
Everything a woman tells you, take with a grain of sale (Fixed that for you.)
I don't hate women for being women. Everything they do - and everything your mom did in her relationships - was designed to get a response. Eyelashs, makeup, bras, hose, hair, waxing, shoes are designed to get a purpose. As Chris Rock says, "Everything about a woman is a lie.. and you are surprised when a lie comes out of their mouth." You should be shocked when they tell the truth.
And , by the way, if men were the weaker sex and had to use their wits, cunning, and emotions to EAT, finds SHELTER, and procreate in protection: We would do the same thing. The exact, same thing.
Cyralea 8y ago
Ain't it the truth. Fun experiment, spend a week acting like everything out of a woman's mouth is a bold-faced lie. Remark at the end of the week how dead accurate you were in your predictions.
bluedrygrass 8y ago
You mean if men were women.
Because i've seen a lot of weak, useless, helpless men, and not one of them resorted to the mental gymnastics and the total lack or respect and coherence that is the standard of every woman's life.
iopq 8y ago
You must not spend a lot of time on /r/justneckbeardthings
HeadingRed 8y ago
In this case the grain is often about the size of a Buick Roadmaster
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rossiFan 8y ago
I was thinking a salt lick that ranchers use, but potato poTAHto.
HeadingRed 8y ago
If it's a special salt lick intended for bison then I could get behind that.
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Anything anybody tells you, take with a grain of salt.
plentyoffishes 8y ago
Including what you just said.
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plentyoffishes 8y ago
No reason to downvote me, I was just making a joke.
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Wasn't me, I didn't even vote, but have a couple of upvotes anyway to bring balance to the force.
scarletspider3 8y ago
That's just how chicks run game whenever they want to butter you up for whatever reason. I remember one time I had a ONS with this chick. I wasn't that into her. I just got a quick easy nut, nothing serious. Then like the next day she was trying to sell me some shit like it was so good and what not. It was just obvious bull-shit to feed my ego or something. She must've thought I was Naive or something
goodboy 8y ago
I only ever have sex with virgins. That way it always is the best sex she ever had.
BCFtrip 8y ago
Bizarre example here.
I'm sleeping with this girl, Rachel. Talking in tinder she mentions she can't orgasm. Just flat out can't. I get her to come over, and sure enough, she can't, I just fuck her about half as rough as I can until she hurting, she lets me go til I finish anyway. She actually can't orgasm though, the buildup and everything is there, just no climax.
She comes back every 3 days since, when she stops being sore. In her exact words, "I fucking hate your personality but you're pretty creative"
Moving your penis is fine and dandy, but learn to talk dirty, figure out what they like without asking, get really good at reading their body if you're going to take pride in what you do.
derkonigistnackt 8y ago
"I haven't been fucked like this since grade school"
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portmantoux 8y ago
Psst, sometimes guys don't know that they're actually big.
John_MayerMaynot 8y ago
I definitely don't know it :)
GuitarHero07 8y ago
As with many things, take what a woman says about your sexual performance with a grain of salt. It is subject to her feels at any given time. If she perceives your SMV to be extremely high, you will be a stud in her eyes even if you're just mediocre. You could be hung like a pornstar and give her a world rocking jackhammering every time but if she's pissed, she'll tell people that you're a pencil dicked loser.
Skank_of_America 8y ago
She said I had a monster cock, and she wasn't lying just to make me feel good. :)
stupidstupidHL 8y ago
Should I not compliment my next BF on dick size? Will u ever relax and take the compliment? It's not like we have rolodexes we can show you of previous partners to prove it. Is it a worthless compliment?
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russianskinhead 8y ago
I agree with op, women lie to inflate their man's ego, so it only makes sense to always assume that it's bullshit, even though there might be a few who are genuine. You might say the truth but the guy you are with shouldn't take it seriously. The same goes for everything bad you say a out your ex. It's half truths at best.
All-DayErrDay 8y ago
What if he's not well-endowed, what are you gonna compliment him on?
ozaq 8y ago
How his dick doesn't smell bad
trpfieldreport 8y ago
Go about complimenting his dick, there's no reason not to. But a smart man shouldn't let it go to his head.
This isn't a message aimed at women, it's aimed at these young dudes who actually believe they are the best dude on the planet in bed.
I'll tell you that you have the greatest pussy of all time when I'm fucking you, doesn't mean it's true. I just like to say it and fuck the shit out of you for funsies.
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trpfieldreport 8y ago
Get a girl to swallow your cum - all the ego boost you'll ever need.
UnclutteRed 8y ago
Why rely on women to give you an ego boost in general?
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KaribouLouDied 8y ago
What a bluepill statement... You shouldn't need ego boosting/validation from women. God damn this sub is going to shit.
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KaribouLouDied 8y ago
No, you sound like you need it. You obviously aren't very sure of yourself. The frame has a few holes in it, huh?
Women are the tip of the iceberg with TRP, which unfortunately this sub is ONLY focusing on. . They should provide nothing but pussy in your life.
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ChrisBenRoy 8y ago
Two things, 1. I don't really care what a girl says about my prowess or my dick, if she has an opinion at all, that means I already fucked her. I win. 2. Girls absolutely will say anything to make you think you are the best ever. My last girlfriend told me all the time about how "giant" I was and how bad it "hurt" and I am completely average, even more ridiculous is I know she was fucking a friend of mine before I dated her and that guy had a legit bat.
PM_ME_YOUR_MEMES_ 8y ago
I don't give a fuck if it's the best sex SHE'S ever had. I care about if it's the best sex I'VE ever had. Fuck that noise.
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trpfieldreport 8y ago
The most sound advice I could give any man on fucking: Seriously, treat her like your ragdoll fuck slave. Never fails.
BlackHeart89 8y ago
I really don't care if I'm the best she ever had. As long as I can hit it at least twice, thats enough confirmation for me.
ChairBorneMGTOW 8y ago
I had a horrible scenario where a woman in her 30's had never had an orgasm - even masturbating - until I got to her (and I had to use an electronic aid I'll admit, she had serious problems orgasming).
Anyways...
You ever see those YouTube videos of baby ducks that follow around some human because they imprinted on that person instead of their own mom? Can't be away for 3 seconds, follow so close they're in danger of getting squooshed underfoot when the human is walking?
Like that.
Only with a stalker woman. Lasted months.
THAT'S how you know.
[edit: This is what I'm talkin' bout] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyO3x5KAihc
CowardlyPetrov 8y ago
I don't really understand why girls lie about this stuff. All it does is teach me that caring about their needs is stupid. Which it is and which I have learned. I only care about enjoying myself now.
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It doesn't matter if you are a terrible lay if she finds you very attractive she will believe you are great sex.
If your girlfriend managed to get fucked by Brad Pitt, it wouldn't matter if he was pushing rope and lasted 90 seconds, she would still think of it as the best sex she has ever had because Brad Pitt is the "Best" man she ever had sex with.
The end.
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Temuzjin 8y ago
If a woman tells me something, I assume that there's a 1/3 chance that she's intentionally bullshitting me, a 1/3 chance that she's unintentionally bullshitting me and a 1/3 chance that she's speaking the truth. In other words, it's useless information.
IVIaskerade 8y ago
Women powertalk and gametalk, they do not straight talk.
vengefully_yours 8y ago
I assume she is bullshitting me, not a 1/3, not half, but straight up full of shit no matter what she says. Same with men, but I'm not fucking them. Everyone has to prove themselves, I trust nobody at face value.
iopq 8y ago
I was my girlfriend's first. I am quite literally the best she's ever had.
momomotorboat 8y ago
The real measure in all things is one's actions. Is she coming back for more? How often? How does she act when she doesn't get it? Those are the indicators you're looking for.
bitseybee 8y ago
"How does she act when she doesn't get it?"
^^ THIS
LuvBeer 8y ago
Back when I cooked professionally, we judged the success of our dishes not on peoples' comments, but on how many dishes came back eaten.
avijon 8y ago
When the comment is better than the post.
PrinceofSpades 8y ago
Exactly. Just like the steps you took to sleep with her to begin with, pay more attention to her actions and responses and not so much her words.
If you need to validate your dick, go pull out a ruler.
If you need to validate your sex, go beat off and try to last over an hour while moving your hips instead of your hand. Bonus points if you do it on your knees/standing up.
Seriously. Your ego should already be popping off because you were born a man and you are the one sleeping with her now. Needing anything more just shows you have insecurities. Every. Single. Girl. I've fucked has said "best sex of my life" and "biggest dick I've touched;" doesn't mean I go around spouting it off to others because it's irrelevant.
Gunplayin 8y ago
Rule #1- Her perception of your VALUE is more important than your technique.
Red_August 8y ago
90% of the sexual act occurs between her ears before you even touch her.
Bippotybop 8y ago
Women aren't that driven by sex to begin with and to expect them to be sex fiends like some of us guys is unrealistic. 9/10 times a vibrator is going to get them off better than your dick. Can your dick vibrate? Now turning them on and making them feel butterflies is going to get you farther than getting them off.
bluedrygrass 8y ago
That's cuck reasoning. Various classmates masturbated more than i ever did. It was even intimidating, sort of. Like, am i sick, to not have the sex drive of a girl? Females' lack of sexual drive is a beta myth. Females like sex and interpersonal relations way more than males do.
"9/10 times a vibrator is going to get them off better than your dick."
Of course it will. Like 10/10 times a death grip wank will make you come faster than any girl could, or high quality porn will make you hornier than the the hottest female on the planet could.
But that's cheating, that's hijacking the human body. Penises aren't supposed to vibrate, the clit isn't supposed to be directly stimulated, and vaginas aren't supposed to have the strenght and fastness of an hand.
Null points.
getbackdownhere 8y ago
No.
Can your vibrator plow into her with a mind of its own? Drive her into the bed? Pin her legs back and her arms down? Can a vibrator growl into her ear how hot she makes it and how bad it wants her? Does the vibrator's hot breath on her throat ignite the primitive corner of her mind after it tangles its hand in her hair and pulls her chin up? Will a vibrator strip off her clothes as well as her ego, bringing out her inner slut to make its plaything, then put her all back together again once she's completely spent?
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Victorian belief. Now where are my smelling salts?
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Yes, yes it can.
Marsupian 8y ago
Completely agree, if you give her the best sex in her life she will be trying to get on your dick non fucking stop.
MordorsFinest 8y ago
She might be after your money or status
Marsupian 8y ago
If the sex ain't good she won't be jumping on the dick constantly. She'll either give enough sex to keep you around or fuck relatively consistently. If the sex is life changing (every chick has a dick change her life at some point) she'll be on that shit non stop. When you have to regularly turn down sex from a hot girl you know you fucked her good.
UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
Do you even realize how ridiculous you sound? I think the next step for you is gaining some self-awareness.
ImFeklhr 8y ago
What do you base this claim on?
svogliate 8y ago
You know, it's interesting. 20 years and 35 notches went down the pike before I had a chick start behaving oddly about sex, complaining how she couldn't stay away from it, calling me up at weird weeknight hours to get on my jock. The reason it happened was TRP techniques, applied on a lark in what is a sort of lull period in my life.
Eye-opening, to say the least. Without the personal experience I would not have believed it.
UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
Yeah...that statement made me cringe. Comments like that one are exactly what the OP is talking about.
RXRob 8y ago
It's the female equivalent of oneitis
HeinousFu_kery 8y ago
Or that you're about to be fucked good yourself - hot chicks can play the money/status game like no other.
qiang_shi 8y ago
Yeah but after six months and not once has she put me in position where I spend money on her...
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Bros....yes she might be coming back but it most likely isn't because you are the best. Think of yourself as ice cream. Bitches love ice cream. And they can get it just as easily as sex. Well, if you could get sex as easy as ice cream, wouldn't you choose different flavours? Hell, I don't get sex as much as a chick but I still wouldn't mind an Asian or Spanish flavour every once in a while. Well, you are the same to a slut. You are just a flavour. You might be that flavour that goes slow and steady. Or rabbit fast....or deep and long stroke. It is all in what she is in the mood for. Hell, she might have went and seen 50 Shades and wanted to be dominated. So, she hits up that dominate flavour man. It's great that she keeps coming back but always remember that she will get tired of your flavour sooner or later.
The key is to improve yourself so you have that bright label with the words "Awesome sauce caffeine with every bite". Your SMV is your advertisement....your bright letters and cool tiger mascot on your box. It is there to attract the little girls with short attention spans and have them screaming "I want, I want".
PianoIsGod 8y ago
Beyond the game. Your comment makes it sound like we should be constantly proving ourselves to women. Women (like money) are a result. Build yourself and the "results" will follow. Never make women or money your "why", this is a flawed path.
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yaardi 8y ago
Maybe you do have a big dick but you've been watching so much porn that you think it's average. Just saying.
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Measure the damn thing if you HAVE to be sure.
michaelconnery1985 8y ago
And make sure you minus off 3 inches to get the accurate answer
Hatorader 8y ago
We have! That's how we know they're lying.
The_Actual_Devil 8y ago
No, you have to measure the porn star's dick. The camera adds six inches.
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dub121686 8y ago
Morale of the story is, lay the pipe good and you won't really wonder how good you are.
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Every girl say that every time. It's just a way to say " i like you". If she hated sex, she would say nothing like that. Just take it as a compliment, but dont take it too literal
Sherlock--Holmes 8y ago
So how big are you? I'm 6 7/8" I've had some compliments but I'm certainly not Long Dong Silver.
trpfieldreport 8y ago
No idea, big enough for what I use it for
Sherlock--Holmes 8y ago
You haven't measured it? C'mon really?
trpfieldreport 8y ago
Not since high school. I used to measure it when I wasn't using it. Now I use it, so I haven't measured it. I like the trend I'm on.
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For woman great sex mean you had a great wallet. WOman doesn't care the size of your dick, they care about the size of your wallet.
BlaiseDB 8y ago
It's an alpha/beta thing. The ideal man will have both. A woman will spread her legs for a provider and want to settle down. But don't delude yourself into thinking that she does not crave an epic fuck. Forget that for a moment and the next thing you know your wife is cheating on you.
watersign 8y ago
So..when a chick tells you, you have a big wang, shes doing it for herself? lol
alpinehighest 8y ago
yes please, nobody cares especially us...her telling you.. your the best sex shes ever had...... is her stroking your ego, reeling you in for the kill next you know shes got you and bam your back to beta
Futdashukup 8y ago
You know if she came hard. If you don't, you never.
MightyTaint 8y ago
Meh, the majority of women can't come from penetration alone, regardless of penis size. Of those who can't, most can come from clit simulation, which can be achieved by pelvis contact while having penetrative sex. Bottom line being, it's the clit, not the dick, that makes most women come.
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You'll KNOW when you're really getting to it.
Cause you'll have mastered YOUR technique over time.
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[deleted] 8y ago
Popped gf cherry, so it is.
trpfieldreport 8y ago
Standing ovation for you mate.
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trpfieldreport 8y ago
I don't mind it, I like it. I just don't believe it or let it get to my head.
This is a message aimed at dudes who believe it, not girls who say it.
1youngone 8y ago
Well as long as you like it, we'll just keep lying to you. :)
DilbertPickles 8y ago
You know you're doing something right when you're down on a girl and she gets that involuntary leg twitch/shiver going.
JumpXVI 8y ago
And maybe her ex wasn't a porn star either. I think the reminder that I'm not the first to hit that is more disconcerting than the prospect of, at worst, a white lie.
I understand why you wrote this (DarkisKnight etc). The larger point is that we shouldn't get comfortable with our women and think that all we have to do is whip out our "biggest she's ever seen" dick and put it in her for guaranteed one-orgasm-per-minute sex.
I do think, though, that there are a lot worse things than a girl at worst flattering you emptily and at best paying you a genuine compliment so you enjoy sex with her more. It's only ego-inflation if you don't think it could be actually true.
TekkomanKingz 8y ago
Silence is golden here. You know you did good work when there are few to no words...Unfortunately this is hard to tell in anything but East Asian Women who have less bullshit hang-ups to decipher through.
sorendjierkinhaard 8y ago
If you can't tell when she's being dishonest, you're not there yet.
PookIsLovePookIsLife 8y ago
If her friends make jokes about how big it is, you're probably above average.
feuerfoxalpha 8y ago
When they pull it out of your pants, watch their eyes. Not the muscles around their face. If there is a slight twinkle or moment of panic, you have a big dick.
NightGod 8y ago
The only time to even consider believing that comment is when it's years later and you're just reminiscing about good times and she says it.
And even then....
[deleted] 8y ago
Years later? You mean after she hits the wall and starts looking for BB? Yeah, I wouldn't
NightGod 8y ago
Usually they've already married their BB by then.
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RedVillain 8y ago
This is still reddit after all. I'd go so far as to say that even a lot of the good content posted on here by RP veterans is self-congratulatory ego stroking. Just take the things you can learn I guess.
vengefully_yours 8y ago
Yeah, but stories can also illustrate that even you can do something, even when you thought you never would. Might sound like ego, but it can also be motivation, education, and proving that if some old, short, fat fuck can bang hot chicks, you can too if you get off your ass and earn it.
Marsupian 8y ago
Overconfidence is a good thing as long as its combined with self relativation, self reflection and a lack of need of outside validation.
Its like a grounded form of narcissism. You know you are the best but you also know you are nothing and that it doesn't matter.
UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
What you're referring to is just called "confidence". Overconfidence, by definition, is always a weakness because it means you have failed to properly evaluate yourself.
There's also no such thing as a "grounded narcissist". That's an oxymoron.
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redbluepilling 8y ago
O, the human brain. Such a gymnast.
Marsupian 8y ago
Truth. It's good to realize that your brain works in a way that optimizes your survival. Not in a way that allows you to see reality as clearly as possible.
redbluepilling 8y ago
And even stepping back further, you can develop the ability to choose how you think... knowing when a semi-delusional narrative is more powerful and useful than bleak cynicism, balancing the extremes for optimal success.
Marsupian 8y ago
Exactly, part of why I value meditation/mindfulness etc. Good tools to learn healthy habits for your mind. Same with lifting heavy really, part of it is learning that primal confidence that comes from achieving great feats of strength and then carrying that into your social interactions. Something about pulling more than twice your weight off the ground changes how you interact with people.
FattestRabbit 8y ago
I feel like you wrote this specifically for /u/DarkisKnight.
trpfieldreport 8y ago
The match that sets the bomb off. I've seen a lot of this ego stroking shit recently and these FNGs who believe it.
captainryo 8y ago
There goes my dream of being the best gigolo ever! dammit you red pill!
Temptationn 8y ago
wow. well girls definitely always try to raise my ego but it's never a mention of my dick. They always talk about how big my hands are (they're avg [7in] ) and they always make mention of how big I am (muscles and height [only 6'2 avg height] ) so this makes me wonder if they're just trying to raise my ego and not compliment me. This saddens me. Once again the weaker gender has failed me.
CopperFox3c 8y ago
There is an element of control using sex for any female. It is part of the arsenal mother nature has equipped her with, part of the biological imperative of any species. It is neither good nor bad, it simply "is". Sexual mating strategy is amoral, after all.
But don't doubt such machinations are in play any time you strip down to do the deed, regardless whether they are conscious or subconscious. Be aware, be very aware. You have to play the game too, or get played.
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Bow Legged Belle Syndrome. If she walks like a cowboy...
DigitalMining 8y ago
Yep. Ex told me I blacked out in early stages of relationship and told her that I loved her. My memory is terrible when I drink, so I believed it. I later found out that she conned me into this and I didn't say shit. She forced it out of me. So fucking sneaky.
She also used to feed my ego by saying, "you're the best sex I've ever had," even going further saying, "I hadn't actually cum till I met you." I believed it at the time, but it seemsgirls will say anything to manipulate your feelings towards them. As a naive young adult I was thinking "OMG I must be so fkin special". Truth is, a dicks a dick!
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Possibly on the wrong subreddit to suggest this, but there is also a chance that what she is saying is "true" in her mind by the standards of location bias (both time and physicallity).
I'm not saying this is true for all women, but maybe for some.
Consider this: The act of something is often different from the memory of something. For her, the memory of her previous sexual partners will have gotten worse with memory. Where as you are here right now, so by contrast the guy she remembers as a jerk who may have been great in bed is not remembered that way. Her feelings for you enhance the sex to the point where she thinks it's the best she's ever had, same will be true when she has sex with the next guy, as it was when she had sex with the Last.
Ive been on the other end of hearing "best sex I've ever had" etc etc, and not believed it for a min - you'd be stupid to. and most guys have said the same to girls, it's something that someone might believe in the moment, whether it's true or not.
PizzaPopcornPasta 8y ago
Actions matters. Words do not. Pretty sure this is common knowledge.
fernhern 8y ago
dang... I've resembled that remark..
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UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
It sounds like she has a cuckold fetish. I wouldn't take anything she said seriously, I'm sure she says it to everyone. The truth is that you could have had a massive dick and left her with welts on her ass and she still would have found ways to make you feel inadequate because that's what turns her on.
wiseclockcounter 8y ago
dude your dick is 6 inches wide? holy shit
lol, anyways, I'm pretty sure in your case she was actually being brutally honest. Not that you don't have the right to prefer a plainer jane, but it doesn't sound like she was manipulating you more than she was simply explaining her needs in a bitchy way. Gotta get in touch with your aggression bro.
redbluepilling 8y ago
What's the point of this post? How is ego-checking / knocking confidence about sex helpful? You seem to imply that it's unlikely you're the best. But this is TRP, and if you're doing it right, it's quite possible. With experience, assertiveness, dominance, and value, it's quite easy, especially if she's young.
She may comment on your average size cock as being so big, but that's one way of hamstering why she enjoyed it so much. Either way, she wants to fuel your masculinity so you keep fucking her well. Sex is largely mental, and if you're in that dynamic where she always craves you, then you very well may be the best sex she's ever had. I've nicknamed a few of my girls the same name: 'Puddles'. Best or not, I'm sure as hell up there.
Also, one night stands... there's no reason to fuel your ego when you both know you wont see each other again. If they say it, they fucking mean. Take pride in how far you've come and how you can fully indulge in that moment.
trpfieldreport 8y ago
The point is simple: Don't believe shit women say that inflates your ego. It's generally bullshit.
redbluepilling 8y ago
Well, sure, be wary, as in, don't saddle up with the first girl to tell you you're a god. But, when I hear that, it's not 'generally bullshit'. It's confirmation of my own improvement through experience. Exaggerated or not, for a novice, it can only help.
wiseclockcounter 8y ago
Being delusional can never help. It's statistically sound to give OP's advice because the number of guys being told this is too high for it to be true all the time. And what you're saying is basically that feelz-over-realz is best for the guy. This is TRP, for christsake... "If they say it, they fucking mean it"? I'm happy for your apparent success, but OPs point is very useful for everyone else out there.
redbluepilling 8y ago
Delusion can override cynicism, allowing you to do great things. It's important to recognize when one is out of control though. In this case, feelz-over-realz can be good if they keep on the process. If they take that made-up ego boost and apply it to the next girl, guess what, they think they're a sex god, and they act like it. They get experience acting at a high level. I'm very much again the phrase 'fake it til you make it', but if you genuinely can convince yourself of greatness, it translates into action and valuable experience. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Contrast this to the more cynical attitude that "I'm not that great and she's just trying to manipulate me". That's far too negative, and can be difficult to find use in. Yes, see you're not great yet and improve, but in the same regard, sex is bravado and confidence, and it's easier to attain higher levels of those on a false narrative.
BlaiseDB 8y ago
You have to go with your instincts. I live in China and I can tell you from experience that Chinese vaginas are tighter than anything you will find in America. It isn't even a racial thing. I had Chinese girlfriends in Canada and they were just a stretched out as the white chicks. If you are a white guy travelling to China , buy some condoms at home because the ones here will be one size too small. Some of the girls are Buddhists, and some are Commies but you can help them find religion: "Oh my God" will be three English words they will learn quite quickly as you show them a proper man-meets-woman encounter.
Hit bottom and rattle the sides.
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All-DayErrDay 8y ago
At first I felt bad, but then I realized that he had his dick in her and probably enjoyed the fuck out of it. Win-win for him.
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UmphreysMcGee 8y ago
Wait, you actually told him what she said?
madrealworld 8y ago
every woman ive fucked this year have said the same thing "omg this is the best sex ever!!" "youre not like anyone ive ever been with wow"!!
bullshit biatch.
im just happy none of em is able to talk while were fuckin. thats the only proof i need to know that im givin it to her really good.
skoobled 8y ago
I'm down with cut the bullshit talk on here. After all, we're all about calling out woman bullshit on here, but half the time you lot are just as bad
More of the real like this, please
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My ex won't leave me alone,
Ex: *calls me* "I know we broke up, but can I masturbate to the sound of your voice, say literally anything."
I was horny so I obliged her. She came twice in a row. Something no one else has ever made her do. I do it from an hour away.
At the end of the call. Ex: "you need to stop projecting onto me with all these hidden agendas." laugh and hang up. Think I broke her hamster wheel.
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If a girl says to you your the biggest she has had, you stop what your doing for a moment, Look her dead in the eyes and say "Shut up slut" Then carry on doing what you were doing previously.
LuvBeer 8y ago
unless she's 18, then it's sort of sweet.
SocialJusticeWhiner 8y ago
By the time they're 18 it's usually too late!
trpfieldreport 8y ago
So far this is the only rational response.
frys180 8y ago
Well, there's more rational responses..
I mean if she's into that then yeah. But for all women that say that probably not.
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