This is incredibly frustrating to me. When I swallowed the pill, it didn't bother to mention just how bad of a situation I'm in.

The night is young, the clubs are opening soon, and the streets will be littered with drunk chicks looking to find some dick. But here I am, stuck in my room.

Let me rephrase that. To say I'm stuck in my room would be an overstatement: I'm not tied to my bed or anything. I just have no friends to go out with. I'm underage, so I can't buy alcohol, and I don't really know anyone who could hook me up with some right now. Hell, I wouldn't even have anyone to drink it with.

As a Freshman guy, I don't feel like there is much going for me to start being social. You practically need friends to go to the clubs, otherwise you're dancing by yourself while everyone else is cliqued up. You have to have a social network to be social.

It's me, an average looking college freshman all by his lonesome vs the entire SMP. I got no chance.

What the fuck do I do?