Title is self explanatory. I have a shit ton of funny stories. Curious what all you guys have.
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Chosen_1_1162 5y ago
Hmmm, I have many stories from my bluepill days, but perhaps the best one was when my Chad best friend fucked my old oneitis(she was a HB7 at best). We all went to the bars, they got drunk and called an Uber and left without me. I was distraught at the time, but now we laugh about how pathetic I was at the time hahaha
lovs2spuge 5y ago
I’ll tell one of my own old examples:
AdamNJH 5y ago
Ouch.
lovs2spuge 5y ago
This was the final straw for me before swallowing TRP.
RedHoodhandles 5y ago
If you'd sit down and think for a moment then you'd realize that there are no funny stories. Only sad ones.
wheresMYsteakAt 5y ago
We sometimes cope with pain through humor. The stories are hilarious.
Terdmuffin 5y ago
Sad but true.
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RedHoodhandles 5y ago
I've read through the stories here. Still not funny. And this has nothing to do with 'man you need to lighten up'. You should feel bad about thise clueless guys. Having fun at their expense just shows how immature you still are.
atticusfinch1973 5y ago
A girl I had plated was actually out on a first date with another guy. She convinced him to buy her gelato, which she claimed was for her sister and then drove it to my place and shared it with me after we fucked.
She set up the sex with me while she was on the date with him, and then showed me all the texts about how he had a great time and hope she enjoyed the food while she was naked in bed with me.
Then he became "gelato guy" because he constantly texted her asking if she wanted to go out for gelato again. About ten times.
flashcash12 5y ago
Did she change his contact name in her phone to gelato guy?
[deleted] 5y ago
Met a girl at a club who was out with her guy friends. I took her home and apparently they where staying the night at her place. So I'm in bed with her, door open, and her 2 guy friends walk in after trying to pick up all night. They slept in the living room floor.
Next day I just introduced myself and told her to kick them out so we could keep fucking.
They where hs friends of hers. I don't feel bad both where pretty douchey.
Verificus 5y ago
The other day when this girl was staying over after a date she got this call from another dude in the morning who she had another date planned with. They had seen eachother about 5 times already and no sex yet. He kept doing dinner and other dates, never to her or his place. So he called to ask for time and we were still in bed. She didn't feel like hurrying so she reschudeled with him. And he gave this big speech about how she is distant and needs to embrace her feelings because he will be good for her and to just give it a chance (I guess she reschedules often?), meanwhile I'm just finger banging her (she put the guy on speaker, was funny). Later that day when she left she sent me a text where the guy was: where you with someone? And she just replied 'haha'. xD
flashcash12 5y ago
Haha. Hell of a story. I have something similar. Visited my friend in college a few months back and went back with a girl to her place. After fucking we were lying in her bed and this popular frat guy who was also on the football team texted her saying he needed a mom (it’s that colleges slang for needing someone to help them cuz they are drunk). I knew who the guy was because he’s from the same county as me and was heavily recruited as well as being an all-state player. Also his team kicked our ass in the CIF playoffs my senior year (probably one of the toughest losses I’ve had on a team). The text was extremely beta to the point where the girl began to tell me he’s super needy and gets friend zoned by every girl. Ending up spending the night and the next morning he sent a text apologizing for being drunk and horny. Spent the next 20 mins shitting on him. Good times.
WasteIntern 5y ago
Idk much about the US apart from pop culture lol. Being a football player he would have been in top shape, and still gets friend zoned by the hot chick? Is this an example of lifting only being one part of the picture? Holding frame, being non needy are important too?
wheresMYsteakAt 5y ago
I want to say yes but I think the real answer is nothing solidifies you. You can be the 6'4 millionare ripped Chad with a 9 inch dick, IDGAF and red pilled without even knowing it and the girl will cheat on him with the far gamer with a micro penis.
flashcash12 5y ago
Holding frame and being non needy are extremely important. Clearly the dude is getting shit on by the hottest girls on campus because he's billy beta bitch boy. She told me straight up she friend zoned him because he's too nice and super needy evidenced by that test. Yeah he's on the football team at a big Pac-12 public school (think Cal, UCLA, UW) but clearly the girls are reposed by him. The average top frat guy at this school is tall, muscular and handsome like him so its not like he's a clear cut above the rest.
dickinlipss 5y ago
Ex had a beta orbiter. She asked me to take her to the airport one morning. I told her fuck that, ask that guy. He did it in a heartbeat and I slept in to be ready to fuck upon her arrival. We laughed about it together.
WasteIntern 5y ago
Fuck man, I’be not been around chicks much (conservative country) but I had the beta’s attitude. Once you swallow the pill it hits home, hard af!!
RunawayGrain 5y ago
So a bit sad, cringe, and funny all at once:
Back in college my social circle had one guy that they kept around for laughs. Let's call him Alexander. He was the home schooled, 100% orbiter, working on his grand scheme to get in this girls pants eventually. He helped her pay rent and gave her rides frequently. At some point he has told me about his plans for their first date, and he has it all planned down to just the right incense to burn. LOL.
The girl in question, we can call Jess. She was an HB9, and tried to act practically mindless. Except around:
Our other friend we can call Joe. Joe was 100% USDA alpha.
So I'm over a Joe's place hanging with a few other friends with the girl I was banging at the time. We're on the couch, and Alexander is glued to the Nintendo. A few people are discussing what to go do that evening. Joe is talking to a girl on the phone and ends the conversation with something along the lines of "Of course it's confusing, you're a girl. Come on over when you're ready." That was Alexander's signal to start moaning about how to treat a girl.
So unbeknownst to everyone there, Joe had been on the phone with Jess. She shows up about half an hour later, and me and the college bang are looking at each other like 'Ohh shit.' Alexander is just bewildered and it takes a few minutes for him to work it all out.
This is where the fun starts. Joe is right into tonsil hockey and ass grabbing on Jess. Joe tells her to hang out for a second and he'll call her upstairs when he's ready. Just like a little bitch Alexander is over there like a shot as soon as Joe is gone. He's having a tantrum right there in front of her, when she pops off with 'Do I know you?'
I swear I saw Alexanders soul shatter right there. He stammered for a second, and she starts for the stairs probably to get away from him. I can't blame her. Alexander literally runs over and grabs the rails on both sides to keep her from going past. Hes all on about how she can do better. At this point I'm leaning heavily to one side on the couch, because the college bang is also leaning over to see what's going on down the hall.
Like clock work, she lets go on Alexander and essentially tells him to get the fuck out of the way or she's going to call the cops. Then shoves him out of the way. Alexander came by really obviously trying not to cry, with sniffles and all. He got outside, was pounding on his car in the parking lot, and pacing around going nuts. By this point people were looking out the windows doing a play by play of him melting down in the parking lot, laughing, and the college bang laughed so hard she pissed her jeans.
So a few minutes later Jess started getting really loud, as in moaning, probably on purpose. Alexander forgot his keys, so he stormed back in, got his keys, and slammed the door on the way out. Probably he couldn't have missed the moaning, though. I have to admit that whole scene had to be embarrassing for him.
You know what was more embarrassing, though? A couple of days later they 'made up' and he paid some of her bills.
col_carillo 5y ago
Absolutely brutal.
But the worst part is even after that, he didn't learn, and kept paying her bills. I lost all sympathy for him with your last line.
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Short and sweet
Beta and his gf work together with me, gf cheated on him with 3 guys from work including me and another guy aside from those of us at work which was his best friend. They were still together after all of that until one of the guys she cheated on him with agreed to move in with her so she could leave her current BF.
Girls a HB 10 and knows how to run the game.
bitterconsultant 5y ago
Did he find out about all the cheating?
[deleted] 5y ago
Yeap, she told him.
dthlist 5y ago
No fallout drama?
ReefaShark 5y ago
None of these stories are funny. We learn how to run game and hold frame to put these bitches back in line, not be just as heartless of savages.
Having formerly been nice and stupid enough to be the guy in any of the mentioned situations, I know that these guys are pathetic. At the same time, the wool is bound so tightly around their eyes, the only hope they have of seeing the light is by tearing it of their face themselves. This is why we do not talk about the red pill to them, as we cannot help them.
I’m all for fucking girls with boyfriends/husbands, but do it because of the nature of women and their hilariously manipulatable minds. Do it because cheating is simply how girls move between relationships, not because you’re on the same pathetic level as these women who screenshot what their orbiters say and roast them for being losers. Men don’t do that. I’ve had women be open and needy and desperate towards me, so I clearly communicate my disinterest and let her down easy. I am not here to laugh at the unsuccessful, nor at the decaying status of masculinity in our society.
Beta stories help us see the true nature of women and how deceptive they can be, we should not laugh at them, but learn from them.
Example: I once drove a girl to the movies in high school, but it was like 45 miles (living in Wyoming). We got there, I bought her ticket and snack, and a guy from my class who I knew she was interested in “happened” to be there. Lo and behold he sat next to her, with her between us but leaning on his side. Then since he had been there all day and his ride left, I was fine giving him a ride back to our town. She decides at the gas station to hop in the back with him. I literally drove home for 45 minutes from a “date” with a girl stroking the head in her lap of a guy who used to be my friend in my own car. I didn’t look back again but they probably made out too.
This wasn’t even the last time a girl I perceived as innocent and sweet was given every tool necessary to make me into a cuck and do so without hesitation.
Share these stories and learn the true nature of women, yes, but to forget so easily that you were once enslaved to the same mindset and share in a mutual laugh with such a disgusting creature as a modern day woman who openly exploits naive men is nothing short of repulsive.
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ReefaShark 5y ago
This is the only difference I was drawing attention to, because women DO exploit naive men.
I’m aware my BP story isn’t unique and that we’ve all been there, that’s also the point. TRP is a low key sub we don’t talk about openly because masculinity has lost its natural place in society, and these simps we make fun of are the tragic result. These guys, with no sexual experience, no honest masculine source of knowledge willing to smack them in the head for operating in feminine frameworks, are like orphan puppy dogs. It wouldn’t have to be this way, we could raise our men as men, but instead we have very few natural alphas, then most of us at TRP, former puppy dogs that got kicked too many times. I’m only saying we shouldn’t laugh because men as a whole could have it so much better, and instead we collectively operate as though females manipulating men is fine because men are men. To laugh with women at the pathetic masculinity cultivated by generations of feminists is to betray your own masculinity and strengthen the female double standards of morals.
Also, sorry broseph, but frat guys are stereotyped as fuckin losers because all they do is act like the guy version of the pampered doorknob women they get drunk enough to screw. Having tons of random sex is a great plus to TRP but it’s not the measure of success or maturity etc.
I will admit to my oversight in guys acting otherwise equally terrible to women, but I don’t have friends so I wouldn’t know lol.
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ReefaShark 5y ago
Your frat’s level of prestige may exclude you from being classic losers, but not from being the protein versions of gossip girl. All your other achievements and signs of ambition professionally aside, talking about and making fun of people not present is feminine behavior.
My point is not to say all frat guys do it, nor to say anything about frat guys at all. My point isn’t even to sensor laughing about any kind of person.
The red pill exists because men do not set boundaries for women any more, and this has resulted in the vast majority of men getting walked all over. Women need boundaries just like children and pets do, and they gauge the way you act to determine what they are allowed to get away with. Parents that just want to be friends with their children end up resented and annoyed of before long. They were fun parents in the moment but children need discipline and guidance.
Certain things must be off limits. Exploiting feminine men with a woman is the same as playing the friend with your kid, which is the same as the Captain telling gay jokes to his officers. It’s fun, but you’re not gaining their respect, you’re trying to fit in rather than lead by example. This is loss of frame.