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Reporting a forum post #220947 by VasiliyZaitzev

**Confidence Above All** So I’ve seen a couple *“OMG! I just met the perfect girl! I don’t wanna fuck this up! Plz HALP!”* type posts, of late, and it’s time for a gut check. **There Are No Unicorns.** Yes, I know, your new girl’s special-specialness is way specialer than all the other girls who have ever-lived. Except she’s not, or it isn’t or whatever. Now go punch yourself in the dick ten times. Why? Because if you play it like *“Yes, pookiekins, you are the sweetest girl ever! I iz in LURVE!”* then you won’t see the anvil falling out of the sky, and then you’ll get flattened. B

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